50 Funny Debate Topics for Kids
Try funny debate topics for kids about cookie counting, classroom giggles, animal manners and impossible house rules. Play free with friends and defend your silliest side.
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1. A broken cookie should count as two cookies.
Snack silliness2. A cupcake without frosting is just a muffin in disguise.
Snack silliness3. If your sandwich falls apart, you should be allowed to call it a salad.
Snack silliness4. An ice cream cone should be eaten from the bottom.
Snack silliness5. Sprinkles belong on toast.
Snack silliness6. You should eat cereal with the biggest spoon that fits in the bowl.
Snack silliness7. Peeling a cheese stick into strings is more fun than eating it.
Snack silliness8. A banana packed in your lunch makes the whole lunch taste like banana.
Snack silliness9. Spaghetti should come in lengths that fit on one fork.
Snack silliness10. Fruit should not count as a snack if you need a napkin.
Snack silliness11. The school bell should sometimes say 'quack.'
Classroom giggles12. A spelling mistake should count as inventing a new word.
Classroom giggles13. Your pencil should get shorter homework as it gets shorter.
Classroom giggles14. An eraser worn down to a tiny dot deserves a retirement party.
Classroom giggles15. Teachers should have to raise their hands too.
Classroom giggles16. Wiggling in your seat should count as exercise.
Classroom giggles17. A neat desk should earn a prize only if you can still find your stuff.
Classroom giggles18. A book about dinosaurs should be read in a dinosaur voice.
Classroom giggles19. A sticker stuck to your elbow counts as jewelry.
Classroom giggles20. If you pack your lunch yourself, you should get to pack one silly surprise.
Classroom giggles21. A pillow fort should stay up until its builder moves out.
Playtime rules22. A ball stuck under the sofa means the sofa gets a point.
Playtime rules23. The person who drops the cards should have to pick them up like a robot.
Playtime rules24. Calling 'time out' during tag should only count if you freeze too.
Playtime rules25. You should be allowed to hide behind someone during hide-and-seek.
Playtime rules26. The winner of a race should have to walk backward in the next one.
Playtime rules27. Finding a new color in your slime counts as a science discovery.
Playtime rules28. A scooter needs a bell more than it needs a basket.
Playtime rules29. You should be allowed to add a door to a sandcastle with your foot.
Playtime rules30. Balloons are more fun before anyone blows them up.
Playtime rules31. A bear's teddy bear should be a tiny person.
Animal make-believe32. Dogs should get to pick their own names.
Animal make-believe33. An octopus should only get one turn at a clapping game.
Animal make-believe34. A parrot repeating your joke should have to say who told it first.
Animal make-believe35. A snail should get a head start of one whole day in a race.
Animal make-believe36. A giraffe wearing a tie should wear it halfway down its neck.
Animal make-believe37. A pet elephant should help clean up every cushion it sits on.
Animal make-believe38. A penguin should count as dressed up for any party.
Animal make-believe39. A hamster running in a wheel deserves a tiny finish line.
Animal make-believe40. A duck should get to choose the route on a rainy walk.
Animal make-believe41. A magic carpet should still have to wipe its feet.
Impossible house rules42. If your shadow wins a race, you should share the prize.
Impossible house rules43. A robot with a squeaky wheel should get a turn in the school band.
Impossible house rules44. A flying bed would need a seat belt more than a blanket.
Impossible house rules45. A talking fridge should cheer every time you choose a carrot.
Impossible house rules46. An invisible kid should still have to smile for the class photo.
Impossible house rules47. If your drawings came to life, you should have to draw their snacks too.
Impossible house rules48. Shoes that tell jokes should stay quiet in the library.
Impossible house rules49. A giant should use a swimming pool as a cereal bowl.
Impossible house rules50. If you can teleport, saying 'I'm on my way' means you are late.
Impossible house rules
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