50 Funny Icebreaker Questions

Prompts (50)

• 1. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck in a pillow fight or have ten duck-sized horses follow you everywhere?

  Absurd dilemmas
  one horse-sized duck in a pillow fightten duck-sized horses follow you everywhere

• 2. Would you rather have every door you open make a dramatic creak or every step you take make a cartoon boing?

  Absurd dilemmas
  every door you open make a dramatic creakevery step you take make a cartoon boing

• 3. Would you rather have a narrator describing your life out loud or a live studio audience reacting to it?

  Absurd dilemmas
  a narrator describing your life out louda live studio audience reacting to it

• 4. Would you rather sneeze every time someone says your name or yawn every time someone asks you a question?

  Absurd dilemmas
  sneeze every time someone says your nameyawn every time someone asks you a question

• 5. Would you rather have to announce every snack you eat or clap every time you sit down?

  Absurd dilemmas
  announce every snack you eatclap every time you sit down

• 6. Would you rather have a tiny cloud that follows you and rains on your plants or a tiny sun that dries your socks?

  Absurd dilemmas
  a tiny cloud that follows you and rains on your plantsa tiny sun that dries your socks

• 7. Would you rather have a pet goose that follows you to work or a pigeon that judges your outfits?

  Absurd dilemmas
  a pet goose that follows you to worka pigeon that judges your outfits

• 8. Would you rather only be able to whisper-shout or only speak in a fancy accent?

  Absurd dilemmas
  only be able to whisper-shoutonly speak in a fancy accent

• 9. Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with a mime or with someone who explains every joke?

  Absurd dilemmas
  with a mimewith someone who explains every joke

• 10. Would you rather have a fridge that comments on your choices or a mirror that gives honest fashion advice?

  Absurd dilemmas
  a fridge that comments on your choicesa mirror that gives honest fashion advice

• 11. Would you rather be able to perfectly peel any orange in one piece or always find the end of the tape roll?

  Useless superpowers
  perfectly peel any orange in one piecealways find the end of the tape roll

• 12. Would you rather know the exact number of jelly beans in any jar or always pick the fastest checkout line?

  Useless superpowers
  know the exact number of jelly beans in any jaralways pick the fastest checkout line

• 13. Would you rather make any plant grow an inch or make any sandwich slightly warmer?

  Useless superpowers
  make any plant grow an inchmake any sandwich slightly warmer

• 14. Would you rather teleport but only three feet or fly but only one inch off the ground?

  Useless superpowers
  teleport but only three feetfly but only one inch off the ground

• 15. Would you rather talk to squirrels who only gossip or to fish who only complain?

  Useless superpowers
  squirrels who only gossipfish who only complain

• 16. Would you rather always know when toast is perfectly done or always know when an egg is perfectly boiled?

  Useless superpowers
  when toast is perfectly donewhen an egg is perfectly boiled

• 17. Would you rather have the power to unknot any necklace or to fold any map back perfectly?

  Useless superpowers
  unknot any necklacefold any map back perfectly

• 18. Would you rather be invisible only when nobody is looking or read minds only of sleeping cats?

  Useless superpowers
  be invisible only when nobody is lookingread minds only of sleeping cats

• 19. Would you rather summon a mildly warm towel or a perfectly ripe avocado on command?

  Useless superpowers
  a mildly warm towela perfectly ripe avocado

• 20. Would you rather be able to make any baby laugh or make any dog sit instantly?

  Useless superpowers
  make any baby laughmake any dog sit instantly

• 21. Is a hot dog a sandwich or its own thing entirely?

  Petty debates
  a sandwichits own thing entirely

• 22. Is cereal with milk a soup or definitely not a soup?

  Petty debates
  a soupdefinitely not a soup

• 23. Is a burrito a wrap or a sandwich in a sleeping bag?

  Petty debates
  a wrapa sandwich in a sleeping bag

• 24. Is a toaster pastry basically breakfast ravioli or just a pastry?

  Petty debates
  basically breakfast raviolijust a pastry

• 25. Should ketchup live in the fridge or the cupboard?

  Petty debates
  in the fridgethe cupboard

• 26. Is a straw one hole or two holes?

  Petty debates
  one holetwo holes

• 27. Is water wet or does it only make other things wet?

  Petty debates
  water wetonly make other things wet

• 28. Is pineapple on pizza genius or a crime?

  Petty debates
  geniusa crime

• 29. Is a taco a type of sandwich or absolutely not?

  Petty debates
  a type of sandwichabsolutely not

• 30. Are socks with sandals a comfy power move or a fashion emergency?

  Petty debates
  a comfy power movea fashion emergency

• 31. Do you talk to your car when it won't start or to your computer when it freezes?

  Weird habits
  talk to your carto your computer

• 32. Do you narrate your own cooking like a TV chef or cook in silence?

  Weird habits
  narrate your own cooking like a TV chefcook in silence

• 33. When something falls, do you say oops out loud or stay silent?

  Weird habits
  say oops out loudstay silent

• 34. Do you dance in the kitchen when nobody is watching or only when someone is?

  Weird habits
  when nobody is watchingonly when someone is

• 35. Do you apologize to furniture when you bump into it or glare at it?

  Weird habits
  apologize to furnitureglare at it

• 36. Do you give your gadgets names or just call them the thing?

  Weird habits
  give your gadgets namesjust call them the thing

• 37. Do you check the oven is off once or three times before leaving?

  Weird habits
  oncethree times

• 38. Do you smell the milk carton or trust the date on it?

  Weird habits
  smell the milk cartontrust the date on it

• 39. When a song you love comes on in a store, do you sing quietly or dance in the aisle?

  Weird habits
  sing quietlydance in the aisle

• 40. Do you speak to animals in a baby voice or in your normal voice?

  Weird habits
  in a baby voicein your normal voice

• 41. Would you rather trip in front of a crowd or have your stomach growl in a silent room?

  Harmless awkward moments
  trip in front of a crowdhave your stomach growl in a silent room

• 42. Would you rather call the waiter by your cousin's name or say happy birthday to someone whose birthday is next month?

  Harmless awkward moments
  call the waiter by your cousin's namesay happy birthday to someone whose birthday is next month

• 43. Would you rather have spinach in your teeth all day or a sticker on your back all day?

  Harmless awkward moments
  spinach in your teeth all daya sticker on your back all day

• 44. Would you rather laugh at the wrong moment in a quiet room or hiccup through a speech?

  Harmless awkward moments
  laugh at the wrong moment in a quiet roomhiccup through a speech

• 45. Would you rather hear your own voice played back at full volume or see your sleepy face on a giant screen?

  Harmless awkward moments
  hear your own voice played back at full volumesee your sleepy face on a giant screen

• 46. Would you rather have your phone ring loudly in a library or your shoes squeak on every step?

  Harmless awkward moments
  your phone ring loudly in a libraryyour shoes squeak on every step

• 47. Would you rather send a typo to your boss or a voice message with you singing?

  Harmless awkward moments
  a typo to your bossa voice message with you singing

• 48. Would you rather mispronounce a fancy dish at a restaurant or knock over a glass of water there?

  Harmless awkward moments
  mispronounce a fancy dishknock over a glass of water

• 49. Would you rather sit on a squeaky chair all meeting or have a pen that keeps clicking by itself?

  Harmless awkward moments
  sit on a squeaky chair all meetinga pen that keeps clicking by itself

• 50. Would you rather show up to a party in the same outfit as the host or way overdressed?

  Harmless awkward moments
  in the same outfit as the hostway overdressed

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