50 Funny This or That Questions for Adults

Prompts (50)

• 1. Fancy soap nobody touches or fancy chair nobody sits in?

  Home Has Opinions
  Fancy soap nobody touchesfancy chair nobody sits in

• 2. Vacuum with an audience or fold sheets with a referee?

  Home Has Opinions
  Vacuum with an audiencefold sheets with a referee

• 3. Fridge reviews your cooking or mirror reviews your outfits?

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  Fridge reviews your cookingmirror reviews your outfits

• 4. Lose every container lid or gain thirty mystery lids?

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  Lose every container lidgain thirty mystery lids

• 5. Houseplants demand performance reviews or appliances demand weekends off?

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  Houseplants demand performance reviewsappliances demand weekends off

• 6. Spend Sunday fixing a squeak or spend Sunday calling it character?

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  Spend Sunday fixing a squeakspend Sunday calling it character

• 7. One switch controlling every light or six remotes controlling one lamp?

  Home Has Opinions
  One switch controlling every lightsix remotes controlling one lamp

• 8. Spotless house with no storage or huge house with one outlet?

  Home Has Opinions
  Spotless house with no storagehuge house with one outlet

• 9. Freezer labels written in riddles or assembly instructions written in emojis?

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  Freezer labels written in riddlesassembly instructions written in emojis

• 10. Internet only in the pantry or heating only in the hallway?

  Home Has Opinions
  Internet only in the pantryheating only in the hallway

• 11. Cart squeaks with every step or checkout announces every unnecessary purchase?

  Errands With Consequences
  Cart squeaks with every stepcheckout announces every unnecessary purchase

• 12. Bulk shopping, forgot the car or one-item errand, forgot the item?

  Errands With Consequences
  Bulk shopping, forgot the carone-item errand, forgot the item

• 13. Get mistaken for the manager while shopping or mistake another shopper for the manager?

  Errands With Consequences
  Get mistaken for the manager while shoppingmistake another shopper for the manager

• 14. Cashier knows your usual biscuits or delivery driver knows your pajama collection?

  Errands With Consequences
  Cashier knows your usual biscuitsdelivery driver knows your pajama collection

• 15. Free delivery with impossible packaging or easy packaging with endless assembly?

  Errands With Consequences
  Free delivery with impossible packagingeasy packaging with endless assembly

• 16. Twenty minutes of hold music or ten rounds with a cheerful chatbot?

  Errands With Consequences
  Twenty minutes of hold musicten rounds with a cheerful chatbot

• 17. Return furniture already assembled or return trousers wearing identical trousers?

  Errands With Consequences
  Return furniture already assembledreturn trousers wearing identical trousers

• 18. Doorbell rings during your nap or doorbell rings during your video interview?

  Errands With Consequences
  Doorbell rings during your napdoorbell rings during your video interview

• 19. Small talk through a checkout delay or public price check on your weirdest purchase?

  Errands With Consequences
  Small talk through a checkout delaypublic price check on your weirdest purchase

• 20. Price sticker stuck to your shoe or security tag still on your new cushion?

  Errands With Consequences
  Price sticker stuck to your shoesecurity tag still on your new cushion

• 21. Guests find your hidden clutter or guests find your childhood poetry?

  Hosting Plot Twists
  Guests find your hidden clutterguests find your childhood poetry

• 22. Perfect roast with no chairs or perfect seating with only toast?

  Hosting Plot Twists
  Perfect roast with no chairsperfect seating with only toast

• 23. One guest brings a microphone or every guest brings a casserole?

  Hosting Plot Twists
  One guest brings a microphoneevery guest brings a casserole

• 24. Guests applaud your reheated dinner or guests request your nonexistent recipe?

  Hosting Plot Twists
  Guests applaud your reheated dinnerguests request your nonexistent recipe

• 25. Guest opens every cupboard or guest adjusts every crooked picture?

  Hosting Plot Twists
  Guest opens every cupboardguest adjusts every crooked picture

• 26. Guests bring restaurant scorecards or guests bring their own seasoning?

  Hosting Plot Twists
  Guests bring restaurant scorecardsguests bring their own seasoning

• 27. Assigned seats and name cards or musical chairs with your in-laws?

  Hosting Plot Twists
  Assigned seats and name cardsmusical chairs with your in-laws

• 28. Burn the garlic bread twice or forget to turn the oven on?

  Hosting Plot Twists
  Burn the garlic bread twiceforget to turn the oven on

• 29. Guest explains your own job or guest demonstrates correct towel folding?

  Hosting Plot Twists
  Guest explains your own jobguest demonstrates correct towel folding

• 30. Twelve guests, twelve potato salads or twelve guests, one tiny cheesecake?

  Hosting Plot Twists
  Twelve guests, twelve potato saladstwelve guests, one tiny cheesecake

• 31. Use your childhood email address professionally or use your childhood nickname at appointments?

  Former Versions of You
  Use your childhood email address professionallyuse your childhood nickname at appointments

• 32. Dial-up internet for every download or family landline for every private call?

  Former Versions of You
  Dial-up internet for every downloadfamily landline for every private call

• 33. Your teenage bedroom becomes a museum or your childhood diary becomes a podcast?

  Former Versions of You
  Your teenage bedroom becomes a museumyour childhood diary becomes a podcast

• 34. Revisit your teenage fashion phase or revisit your teenage poetry phase?

  Former Versions of You
  Revisit your teenage fashion phaserevisit your teenage poetry phase

• 35. School bells schedule your workday or parents sign your vacation requests?

  Former Versions of You
  School bells schedule your workdayparents sign your vacation requests

• 36. Teenage catchphrase in every greeting or childhood signature on every official form?

  Former Versions of You
  Teenage catchphrase in every greetingchildhood signature on every official form

• 37. Long division at a dinner party or childhood dance moves at work?

  Former Versions of You
  Long division at a dinner partychildhood dance moves at work

• 38. Childhood dream job, adult salary or adult job, school summer holidays?

  Former Versions of You
  Childhood dream job, adult salaryadult job, school summer holidays

• 39. Old username on your mailbox or old ringtone as your doorbell?

  Former Versions of You
  Old username on your mailboxold ringtone as your doorbell

• 40. Teenage self designs your kitchen or childhood self packs your work lunch?

  Former Versions of You
  Teenage self designs your kitchenchildhood self packs your work lunch

• 41. Use your professional phone voice at home or use your pet voice at work?

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  Use your professional phone voice at homeuse your pet voice at work

• 42. Every password expires at lunch or every form asks for your fax number?

  Officially Grown Up
  Every password expires at lunchevery form asks for your fax number

• 43. Parents attend your performance review or children write your professional biography?

  Officially Grown Up
  Parents attend your performance reviewchildren write your professional biography

• 44. Formal wear for every errand or name badge at every family gathering?

  Officially Grown Up
  Formal wear for every errandname badge at every family gathering

• 45. Get excited about new shelving or get excited about a canceled appointment?

  Officially Grown Up
  Get excited about new shelvingget excited about a canceled appointment

• 46. Retire early to run a petting zoo or work forever testing luxury mattresses?

  Officially Grown Up
  Retire early to run a petting zoowork forever testing luxury mattresses

• 47. Explain your job at every family meal or explain your hobbies at every work lunch?

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  Explain your job at every family mealexplain your hobbies at every work lunch

• 48. Every receipt needs a witness or every return needs a slideshow?

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  Every receipt needs a witnessevery return needs a slideshow

• 49. Hobby requiring an entire spare room or hobby requiring an extremely embarrassing outfit?

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  Hobby requiring an entire spare roomhobby requiring an extremely embarrassing outfit

• 50. Explain why you own a laminator or laminate your explanation before anyone asks?

  Officially Grown Up
  Explain why you own a laminatorlaminate your explanation before anyone asks

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