75 Funny This or That Questions for Kids

Prompts (75)

• 1. A pet T. rex or a pet woolly mammoth?

  Silly pets
  A pet T. rexa pet woolly mammoth

• 2. A horse that hops like a bunny or a bunny that gallops like a horse?

  Silly pets
  A horse that hops like a bunnya bunny that gallops like a horse

• 3. A snail race or a turtle race?

  Silly pets
  A snail racea turtle race

• 4. A bunny with antlers or a deer with bunny ears?

  Silly pets
  A bunny with antlersa deer with bunny ears

• 5. A penguin bus driver or a llama soccer coach?

  Silly pets
  A penguin bus drivera llama soccer coach

• 6. A sheep with cotton candy wool or a cow with rainbow spots?

  Silly pets
  A sheep with cotton candy woola cow with rainbow spots

• 7. A parrot that copies your sneezes or a goat that nibbles your socks?

  Silly pets
  A parrot that copies your sneezesa goat that nibbles your socks

• 8. A fish that whistles or a cat that swims laps?

  Silly pets
  A fish that whistlesa cat that swims laps

• 9. A sloth babysitter or a monkey babysitter?

  Silly pets
  A sloth babysittera monkey babysitter

• 10. A giraffe in a scarf or a snake in socks?

  Silly pets
  A giraffe in a scarfa snake in socks

• 11. A pig that does ballet or a bear that plays drums?

  Silly pets
  A pig that does balleta bear that plays drums

• 12. A kangaroo school bus or a camel taxi?

  Silly pets
  A kangaroo school busa camel taxi

• 13. A puppy with wings or a kitten with a jetpack?

  Silly pets
  A puppy with wingsa kitten with a jetpack

• 14. A singing goldfish or a dancing turtle?

  Silly pets
  A singing goldfisha dancing turtle

• 15. A backpack that sneezes whenever it opens or shoes that applaud every step?

  Silly pets
  a backpack that sneezes whenever it opensshoes that applaud every step

• 16. Broccoli ice cream or cupcake soup?

  Silly food
  Broccoli ice creamcupcake soup

• 17. Jelly bean pizza or marshmallow tacos?

  Silly food
  Jelly bean pizzamarshmallow tacos

• 18. Swimming in pudding or swimming in jelly?

  Silly food
  Swimming in puddingswimming in jelly

• 19. A doughnut as big as a tire or a cupcake as big as a hat?

  Silly food
  A doughnut as big as a tirea cupcake as big as a hat

• 20. Bubble gum toothpaste or pickle toothpaste?

  Silly food
  Bubble gum toothpastepickle toothpaste

• 21. Ketchup on ice cream or sprinkles on carrots?

  Silly food
  Ketchup on ice creamsprinkles on carrots

• 22. A talking sandwich or a singing banana?

  Silly food
  A talking sandwicha singing banana

• 23. Mustard on a cookie or sugar on a pickle?

  Silly food
  Mustard on a cookiesugar on a pickle

• 24. Rainbow mashed potatoes or glow-in-the-dark noodles?

  Silly food
  Rainbow mashed potatoesglow-in-the-dark noodles

• 25. A lollipop as big as your head or a gummy worm as long as your arm?

  Silly food
  A lollipop as big as your heada gummy worm as long as your arm

• 26. A popcorn rain cloud or a lemonade river?

  Silly food
  A popcorn rain clouda lemonade river

• 27. Hiccups that taste like strawberries or sneezes that smell like cookies?

  Silly food
  Hiccups that taste like strawberriessneezes that smell like cookies

• 28. A sandwich with no bread or a pizza with no cheese?

  Silly food
  A sandwich with no breada pizza with no cheese

• 29. Lunch in a dry bathtub or dinner in a tent?

  Silly food
  Lunch in a dry bathtubdinner in a tent

• 30. A pancake hat or a waffle umbrella?

  Silly food
  A pancake hata waffle umbrella

• 31. Elephant ears or a giraffe neck?

  Silly you
  Elephant earsa giraffe neck

• 32. Duck feet or a monkey tail?

  Silly you
  Duck feeta monkey tail

• 33. Hair that changes color or shoes that squeak?

  Silly you
  Hair that changes colorshoes that squeak

• 34. A laugh like a donkey or a laugh like a seal?

  Silly you
  A laugh like a donkeya laugh like a seal

• 35. Yawning like a lion or sneezing like a kitten?

  Silly you
  Yawning like a lionsneezing like a kitten

• 36. Walking like a crab or hopping like a frog?

  Silly you
  Walking like a crabhopping like a frog

• 37. Talking only in animal sounds or talking only in beeps?

  Silly you
  Talking only in animal soundstalking only in beeps

• 38. Purple skin for a day or green hair for a week?

  Silly you
  Purple skin for a daygreen hair for a week

• 39. Noodle arms or bouncy-ball feet?

  Silly you
  Noodle armsbouncy-ball feet

• 40. A nose that sparkles or ears that wiggle?

  Silly you
  A nose that sparklesears that wiggle

• 41. Dancing eyebrows or waving toes?

  Silly you
  Dancing eyebrowswaving toes

• 42. A squeaky mouse voice or a booming giant voice?

  Silly you
  A squeaky mouse voicea booming giant voice

• 43. Glowing footprints or a shadow that dances?

  Silly you
  Glowing footprintsa shadow that dances

• 44. Snoring like a lion cub or giggling in your sleep?

  Silly you
  Snoring like a lion cubgiggling in your sleep

• 45. Fingers that wiggle by themselves or knees that click like a clock?

  Silly you
  Fingers that wiggle by themselvesknees that click like a clock

• 46. A robot teacher or a dog teacher?

  Silly school
  A robot teachera dog teacher

• 47. Bouncy desks or spinning chairs?

  Silly school
  Bouncy desksspinning chairs

• 48. A slide to the playground or a zipline to the lunchroom?

  Silly school
  A slide to the playgrounda zipline to the lunchroom

• 49. Homework in glitter or homework in invisible ink?

  Silly school
  Homework in glitterhomework in invisible ink

• 50. Pencils that sing or erasers that giggle?

  Silly school
  Pencils that singerasers that giggle

• 51. A flying school bus or a floating school bus?

  Silly school
  A flying school busa floating school bus

• 52. Gym class on the moon or art class under the sea?

  Silly school
  Gym class on the moonart class under the sea

• 53. Lunch served by penguins or lunch served by monkeys?

  Silly school
  Lunch served by penguinslunch served by monkeys

• 54. Pajama day every day or crazy hat day every day?

  Silly school
  Pajama day every daycrazy hat day every day

• 55. A backpack that follows you like a puppy or a lunchbox that hums?

  Silly school
  A backpack that follows you like a puppya lunchbox that hums

• 56. Recess in a bouncy castle or recess in a ball pit?

  Silly school
  Recess in a bouncy castlerecess in a ball pit

• 57. Spelling with animal sounds or math with jelly beans?

  Silly school
  Spelling with animal soundsmath with jelly beans

• 58. A class pet that talks back or a class pet that does magic tricks?

  Silly school
  A class pet that talks backa class pet that does magic tricks

• 59. Writing with a feather or writing with a carrot?

  Silly school
  Writing with a featherwriting with a carrot

• 60. A cat principal or an owl librarian?

  Silly school
  A cat principalan owl librarian

• 61. Raining jelly beans or snowing popcorn?

  Silly what-ifs
  Raining jelly beanssnowing popcorn

• 62. A bed shaped like a boat or a bed shaped like a race car?

  Silly what-ifs
  A bed shaped like a boata bed shaped like a race car

• 63. A bedroom with a ball pit or a bedroom with a zip line?

  Silly what-ifs
  A bedroom with a ball pita bedroom with a zip line

• 64. Cars that moo or bikes that bark?

  Silly what-ifs
  Cars that moobikes that bark

• 65. Pizza-shaped clouds or a cookie-shaped moon?

  Silly what-ifs
  Pizza-shaped cloudsa cookie-shaped moon

• 66. Trees that grow toys or flowers that sing?

  Silly what-ifs
  Trees that grow toysflowers that sing

• 67. A bubble you can ride in or a kite you can sit on?

  Silly what-ifs
  A bubble you can ride ina kite you can sit on

• 68. Socks that never match or shoes that always come untied?

  Silly what-ifs
  Socks that never matchshoes that always come untied

• 69. A house made of cardboard boxes or a house made of jelly?

  Silly what-ifs
  A house made of cardboard boxesa house made of jelly

• 70. A talking toothbrush or a dancing hairbrush?

  Silly what-ifs
  A talking toothbrusha dancing hairbrush

• 71. A tutu at the park or a cape at the store?

  Silly what-ifs
  A tutu at the parka cape at the store

• 72. A sun with sunglasses or a moon with a nightcap?

  Silly what-ifs
  A sun with sunglassesa moon with a nightcap

• 73. Packing-bubble pajamas or a spaghetti hat?

  Silly what-ifs
  Packing-bubble pajamasa spaghetti hat

• 74. A giant rubber duck boat or a floating pizza raft?

  Silly what-ifs
  A giant rubber duck boata floating pizza raft

• 75. An umbrella that rains inside or a fan that blows bubbles?

  Silly what-ifs
  An umbrella that rains insidea fan that blows bubbles

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