100 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids
100 funny would you rather questions for kids, from raccoon chefs to spaghetti hair and pencils that only write jokes. Play free with friends using a room code and giggle at the split.
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1. Would you rather have a pet penguin that follows you to school or a pet llama that hums every time you talk?
Animalshave a pet penguin that follows you to schoola pet llama that hums every time you talk2. Would you rather ride a giant turtle to school or ride an ostrich to school?
Animalsride a giant turtle to schoolride an ostrich to school3. Would you rather have a dog that tells bedtime stories or a cat that sings you awake?
Animalshave a dog that tells bedtime storiesa cat that sings you awake4. Would you rather have a parade of ducks follow you everywhere or have a goat sit on your lap at every meal?
Animalshave a parade of ducks follow you everywherehave a goat sit on your lap at every meal5. Would you rather swap voices with a cow for a day or swap voices with a rooster for a day?
Animalsswap voices with a cow for a dayswap voices with a rooster for a day6. Would you rather have a hamster that sings opera or a goldfish that tells jokes?
Animalshave a hamster that sings operaa goldfish that tells jokes7. Would you rather have a squirrel butler or a raccoon chef?
Animalshave a squirrel butlera raccoon chef8. Would you rather sleep in a bird nest as big as a bed or sleep in a giant kangaroo pouch?
Animalssleep in a bird nest as big as a bedsleep in a giant kangaroo pouch9. Would you rather have a tail like a peacock or ears like a bunny?
Animalshave a tail like a peacockears like a bunny10. Would you rather have a pet elephant that sprays you awake every morning or a pet giraffe that peeks in your window?
Animalshave a pet elephant that sprays you awake every morninga pet giraffe that peeks in your window11. Would you rather have a cat that borrows your clothes or a dog that borrows your shoes?
Animalshave a cat that borrows your clothesa dog that borrows your shoes12. Would you rather teach a pig to skateboard or teach a horse to ballet dance?
Animalsteach a pig to skateboardteach a horse to ballet dance13. Would you rather have a sloth as your race partner or a snail as your mail carrier?
Animalshave a sloth as your race partnera snail as your mail carrier14. Would you rather be the size of an ant for a day or the size of a whale for a day?
Animalsbe the size of an ant for a daythe size of a whale for a day15. Would you rather have a parrot that repeats your whispers or a frog that ribbits every time you laugh?
Animalshave a parrot that repeats your whispersa frog that ribbits every time you laugh16. Would you rather get eight hugs at once from a pet octopus or get a careful cuddle from a pet hedgehog?
Animalsget eight hugs at once from a pet octopusget a careful cuddle from a pet hedgehog17. Would you rather live on a farm where the cows run the house or live in a zoo where the animals come to visit you?
Animalslive on a farm where the cows run the houselive in a zoo where the animals come to visit you18. Would you rather eat a pizza with banana slices on top or a sandwich stuffed with popcorn?
Foodeat a pizza with banana slices on topa sandwich stuffed with popcorn19. Would you rather have mashed potatoes that build their own castle or soup that blows bubbles at you?
Foodhave mashed potatoes that build their own castlesoup that blows bubbles at you20. Would you rather only eat food shaped like stars or only eat food cut into tiny squares?
Foodonly eat food shaped like starsonly eat food cut into tiny squares21. Would you rather eat cereal out of a giant shoe-shaped bowl or drink juice out of a watering can?
Foodeat cereal out of a giant shoe-shaped bowldrink juice out of a watering can22. Would you rather have a sandwich that sneezes when you bite it or a banana that giggles when you peel it?
Foodhave a sandwich that sneezes when you bite ita banana that giggles when you peel it23. Would you rather have a chocolate fountain in your bedroom or a lemonade sprinkler in your yard?
Foodhave a chocolate fountain in your bedrooma lemonade sprinkler in your yard24. Would you rather eat breakfast on a moving swing or eat dinner sitting in a cardboard box?
Foodeat breakfast on a moving swingeat dinner sitting in a cardboard box25. Would you rather have every food taste like pancakes or have every drink taste like hot cocoa?
Foodhave every food taste like pancakeshave every drink taste like hot cocoa26. Would you rather bake a cake as tall as your house or a cookie as wide as a swimming pool?
Foodbake a cake as tall as your housea cookie as wide as a swimming pool27. Would you rather have a fridge that talks back or an oven that sings when the food is ready?
Foodhave a fridge that talks backan oven that sings when the food is ready28. Would you rather have broccoli that whispers jokes or corn that pops when you look at it?
Foodhave broccoli that whispers jokescorn that pops when you look at it29. Would you rather lick a pickle-flavored lollipop or bite a broccoli-flavored cupcake?
Foodlick a pickle-flavored lollipopbite a broccoli-flavored cupcake30. Would you rather find a tiny dancing chef in your lunchbox or have a snack that changes flavor with every bite?
Foodfind a tiny dancing chef in your lunchboxhave a snack that changes flavor with every bite31. Would you rather have hair that smells like cotton candy or hands that smell like fresh popcorn?
Foodhave hair that smells like cotton candyhands that smell like fresh popcorn32. Would you rather get free pizza forever but it is always cold or free ice cream forever but it is always melted?
Foodget free pizza forever but it is always coldfree ice cream forever but it is always melted33. Would you rather sleep on a marshmallow mattress or sleep under a pancake blanket?
Foodsleep on a marshmallow mattresssleep under a pancake blanket34. Would you rather eat every meal wearing oven mitts or eat every meal with giant salad tongs?
Foodeat every meal wearing oven mittseat every meal with giant salad tongs35. Would you rather have your teacher talk like a pirate all day or have your teacher sing every instruction?
Schoolhave your teacher talk like a pirate all dayhave your teacher sing every instruction36. Would you rather take a test written only in emoji or write a story using only animal sounds?
Schooltake a test written only in emojiwrite a story using only animal sounds37. Would you rather bounce to school on a pogo stick or roll to school on roller skates?
Schoolbounce to school on a pogo stickroll to school on roller skates38. Would you rather have a class pet alpaca or a class pet peacock?
Schoolhave a class pet alpacaa class pet peacock39. Would you rather have homework that grows legs and runs away or a pencil that only writes jokes?
Schoolhave homework that grows legs and runs awaya pencil that only writes jokes40. Would you rather wear swim goggles to school every day or wear a fluffy chicken hat to school every day?
Schoolwear swim goggles to school every daywear a fluffy chicken hat to school every day41. Would you rather have a school bell that moos like a cow or a school bell that quacks like a duck?
Schoolhave a school bell that moos like a cowa school bell that quacks like a duck42. Would you rather get lunch from a conveyor belt or get lunch tossed to you by a friendly robot?
Schoolget lunch from a conveyor beltget lunch tossed to you by a friendly robot43. Would you rather learn math from a talking calculator or learn spelling from a parrot?
Schoollearn math from a talking calculatorlearn spelling from a parrot44. Would you rather sit on a swing in class or sit on a giant marshmallow in class?
Schoolsit on a swing in classsit on a giant marshmallow in class45. Would you rather have a hallway that is a hamster tube or a lunchroom with a ball pit?
Schoolhave a hallway that is a hamster tubea lunchroom with a ball pit46. Would you rather be called Captain by your teacher all year or be called Your Royal Highness all year?
Schoolbe called Captain by your teacher all yearbe called Your Royal Highness all year47. Would you rather have a backpack that laughs when you open it or a desk that says good morning every day?
Schoolhave a backpack that laughs when you open ita desk that says good morning every day48. Would you rather go on a field trip to a candy factory on the moon or a field trip to a toy store under the sea?
Schoolgo on a field trip to a candy factory on the moona field trip to a toy store under the sea49. Would you rather have a teacher who is a very tall giraffe or a teacher who is a very small mouse?
Schoolhave a teacher who is a very tall giraffea teacher who is a very small mouse50. Would you rather trade lunches with a polar bear or trade lunches with a monkey?
Schooltrade lunches with a polar beartrade lunches with a monkey51. Would you rather read every book out loud in a silly voice or do every math problem while hopping?
Schoolread every book out loud in a silly voicedo every math problem while hopping52. Would you rather fly but only as high as a kitchen table or run super fast but only backwards?
Superpowersfly but only as high as a kitchen tablerun super fast but only backwards53. Would you rather turn invisible except for your socks or read minds but only your pet's mind?
Superpowersturn invisible except for your socksread minds but only your pet's mind54. Would you rather talk to vegetables or talk to toys?
Superpowerstalk to vegetablestalk to toys55. Would you rather make flowers grow every time you sneeze or make it snow every time you laugh?
Superpowersmake flowers grow every time you sneezemake it snow every time you laugh56. Would you rather shoot glitter from your fingers or blow bubbles out of your ears?
Superpowersshoot glitter from your fingersblow bubbles out of your ears57. Would you rather have super strength but only for lifting pillows or have super speed but only while eating?
Superpowershave super strength but only for lifting pillowshave super speed but only while eating58. Would you rather turn anything you touch into a rubber duck or turn anything you clap at into a pillow?
Superpowersturn anything you touch into a rubber duckturn anything you clap at into a pillow59. Would you rather teleport but always land in a pile of leaves or fly but only while singing?
Superpowersteleport but always land in a pile of leavesfly but only while singing60. Would you rather stretch your arms across the room or bounce everywhere like a ball?
Superpowersstretch your arms across the roombounce everywhere like a ball61. Would you rather control the weather but only in your bedroom or control time but only at bedtime?
Superpowerscontrol the weather but only in your bedroomcontrol time but only at bedtime62. Would you rather turn into any animal for ten seconds or shrink tiny but only on Tuesdays?
Superpowersturn into any animal for ten secondsshrink tiny but only on Tuesdays63. Would you rather make your drawings come to life but they are always wiggly or make your toys walk but only backwards?
Superpowersmake your drawings come to life but they are always wigglymake your toys walk but only backwards64. Would you rather have a laugh so loud it rings bells or a whistle so loud it calls every bird in town?
Superpowershave a laugh so loud it rings bellsa whistle so loud it calls every bird in town65. Would you rather glow like a nightlight when you are happy or turn blue when you are hungry?
Superpowersglow like a nightlight when you are happyturn blue when you are hungry66. Would you rather breathe underwater but only in a kiddie pool or turn invisible but only while holding your nose?
Superpowersbreathe underwater but only in a kiddie poolturn invisible but only while holding your nose67. Would you rather have a hamster as your superhero sidekick or have a superhero cape that is way too long?
Superpowershave a hamster as your superhero sidekickhave a superhero cape that is way too long68. Would you rather have broccoli for hair or have carrots for toes?
Clean silly/grosshave broccoli for hairhave carrots for toes69. Would you rather step in a puddle of pudding or sit on a pile of jelly?
Clean silly/grossstep in a puddle of puddingsit on a pile of jelly70. Would you rather have a sneeze that sounds like a trumpet or a hiccup that sounds like a squeaky toy?
Clean silly/grosshave a sneeze that sounds like a trumpeta hiccup that sounds like a squeaky toy71. Would you rather wear wet socks for an hour or wear sticky mittens for an hour?
Clean silly/grosswear wet socks for an hourwear sticky mittens for an hour72. Would you rather smell like a pickle for a day or smell like an onion for an hour?
Clean silly/grosssmell like a pickle for a daysmell like an onion for an hour73. Would you rather take a bath in cold oatmeal or take a bath in warm applesauce?
Clean silly/grosstake a bath in cold oatmealtake a bath in warm applesauce74. Would you rather have a sticky tongue like a frog or a very long tongue like a giraffe?
Clean silly/grosshave a sticky tongue like a froga very long tongue like a giraffe75. Would you rather get covered in mud at a party or get covered in whipped cream at a party?
Clean silly/grossget covered in mud at a partyget covered in whipped cream at a party76. Would you rather walk barefoot on squishy noodles or walk barefoot on crunchy cereal?
Clean silly/grosswalk barefoot on squishy noodleswalk barefoot on crunchy cereal77. Would you rather have a very friendly skunk as your best buddy or a pig that wants mud baths with you every day?
Clean silly/grosshave a very friendly skunk as your best buddya pig that wants mud baths with you every day78. Would you rather have shoes that squish like jelly or socks that squeak like mice?
Clean silly/grosshave shoes that squish like jellysocks that squeak like mice79. Would you rather have hair that sticks straight up like a broom or hair that flops around like noodles?
Clean silly/grosshave hair that sticks straight up like a broomhair that flops around like noodles80. Would you rather bite into a whole lemon or bite into a whole raw onion?
Clean silly/grossbite into a whole lemonbite into a whole raw onion81. Would you rather have a pet slug that naps on your pillow or a pet worm that lives in your pocket?
Clean silly/grosshave a pet slug that naps on your pillowa pet worm that lives in your pocket82. Would you rather fall face-first into a birthday cake or fall face-first into a bowl of pudding?
Clean silly/grossfall face-first into a birthday cakefall face-first into a bowl of pudding83. Would you rather get a big dog lick on your face every morning or have a cat sleep on your head every night?
Clean silly/grossget a big dog lick on your face every morninghave a cat sleep on your head every night84. Would you rather live in a gingerbread house that birds keep nibbling or live in a pillow castle that wobbles?
Imaginationlive in a gingerbread house that birds keep nibblinglive in a pillow castle that wobbles85. Would you rather ride a bike made of noodles or ride a scooter made of cheese?
Imaginationride a bike made of noodlesride a scooter made of cheese86. Would you rather have a cloud that follows you and rains lemonade or have a sun that tickles you?
Imaginationhave a cloud that follows you and rains lemonadehave a sun that tickles you87. Would you rather visit a planet where everyone bounces or visit a planet where everyone floats?
Imaginationvisit a planet where everyone bouncesvisit a planet where everyone floats88. Would you rather have a robot that does chores but sings loudly or a dragon that does chores but sneezes sparkles?
Imaginationhave a robot that does chores but sings loudlya dragon that does chores but sneezes sparkles89. Would you rather live in a town where cats are the boss or live in a town where babies are the boss?
Imaginationlive in a town where cats are the bosslive in a town where babies are the boss90. Would you rather have a door to anywhere that opens only if you sing or a magic carpet that flies only if you dance?
Imaginationhave a door to anywhere that opens only if you singa magic carpet that flies only if you dance91. Would you rather rule a kingdom of ducks or be the mayor of a town of bunnies?
Imaginationrule a kingdom of ducksbe the mayor of a town of bunnies92. Would you rather have a shadow that copies you all wrong or a reflection that sticks its tongue out at you?
Imaginationhave a shadow that copies you all wronga reflection that sticks its tongue out at you93. Would you rather have a bed that is a giant trampoline or a bathtub that is a ball pit?
Imaginationhave a bed that is a giant trampolinea bathtub that is a ball pit94. Would you rather drive a car that rolls on rainbows or sail a boat that floats on clouds?
Imaginationdrive a car that rolls on rainbowssail a boat that floats on clouds95. Would you rather have it rain teddy bears for a day or have it snow soft pom-poms for a day?
Imaginationhave it rain teddy bears for a dayhave it snow soft pom-poms for a day96. Would you rather live inside a snow globe or live inside a giant bubble?
Imaginationlive inside a snow globelive inside a giant bubble97. Would you rather have a tree in your yard that tells jokes or a mailbox that reads your letters out loud?
Imaginationhave a tree in your yard that tells jokesa mailbox that reads your letters out loud98. Would you rather have socks that make you moonwalk or shoes that make you tap dance?
Imaginationhave socks that make you moonwalkshoes that make you tap dance99. Would you rather trade places with your favorite toy for a day or trade places with your pet for a day?
Imaginationtrade places with your favorite toy for a daytrade places with your pet for a day100. Would you rather have a tiny dragon living in your pocket or a friendly giant living next door?
Imaginationhave a tiny dragon living in your pocketa friendly giant living next door
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