75 Pet Would You Rather Questions
These pet would you rather questions cover tiny bosses, failed fetch negotiations and the things people do for their pets. Play free with friends and vote on which adorable demands you could live with.
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1. Would you rather have a dog greet every guest with your slipper or have a cat inspect every guest and walk away?
Tiny bosseshave a dog greet every guest with your slipperhave a cat inspect every guest and walk away2. Would you rather let your dog investigate one tree for twenty minutes or let your dog choose a different route every day?
Tiny bosseslet your dog investigate one tree for twenty minuteslet your dog choose a different route every day3. Would you rather have your cat claim your lap just before you stand up or have your dog request play just after you sit down?
Tiny bosseshave your cat claim your lap just before you stand uphave your dog request play just after you sit down4. Would you rather have a guinea pig announce every fridge opening or have a dog investigate every bag you bring home?
Tiny bosseshave a guinea pig announce every fridge openinghave a dog investigate every bag you bring home5. Would you rather have a parrot copy your laugh during serious conversations or have a parrot copy your sigh whenever chores appear?
Tiny bosseshave a parrot copy your laugh during serious conversationshave a parrot copy your sigh whenever chores appear6. Would you rather have a dog expect applause after every trick or have a rabbit expect you to move out of its favorite spot?
Tiny bosseshave a dog expect applause after every trickhave a rabbit expect you to move out of its favorite spot7. Would you rather have a cat follow you but refuse to be followed or have a dog follow you while carrying a squeaky toy?
Tiny bosseshave a cat follow you but refuse to be followedhave a dog follow you while carrying a squeaky toy8. Would you rather have a dog that greets TV dogs louder than real dogs or have a cat that watches the printer like it owes rent?
Tiny bosseshave a dog that greets TV dogs louder than real dogshave a cat that watches the printer like it owes rent9. Would you rather live with a rabbit that rearranges your shoe rack or live with a parakeet that interrupts every phone call?
Tiny bosseslive with a rabbit that rearranges your shoe racklive with a parakeet that interrupts every phone call10. Would you rather have a tiny dog with a huge welcome routine or have a huge dog that hides behind you at the doorbell?
Tiny bosseshave a tiny dog with a huge welcome routinehave a huge dog that hides behind you at the doorbell11. Would you rather have your cat stare at a blank wall for an hour or have your dog keep bringing you one mysterious leaf?
Tiny bosseshave your cat stare at a blank wall for an hourhave your dog keep bringing you one mysterious leaf12. Would you rather have a pet that loves every visitor instantly or have a pet that makes visitors earn its attention?
Tiny bosseshave a pet that loves every visitor instantlyhave a pet that makes visitors earn its attention13. Would you rather have your cat sit in every suitcase you open or have your dog escort every visitor back to the sofa?
Tiny bosseshave your cat sit in every suitcase you openhave your dog escort every visitor back to the sofa14. Would you rather have a tortoise inspect your new furniture extremely slowly or have a rabbit inspect it before you finish moving it?
Tiny bosseshave a tortoise inspect your new furniture extremely slowlyhave a rabbit inspect it before you finish moving it15. Would you rather have your dog look betrayed when you sneeze or have your cat look impressed only when you drop something?
Tiny bosseshave your dog look betrayed when you sneezehave your cat look impressed only when you drop something16. Would you rather play fetch with a dog that will not release the ball or play chase with a cat that stops whenever you start?
Playtime negotiationsplay fetch with a dog that will not release the ballplay chase with a cat that stops whenever you start17. Would you rather teach your pet to tidy toys but find your socks in the basket or teach your pet to ring a bell but hear it all afternoon?
Playtime negotiationsteach your pet to tidy toys but find your socks in the basketteach your pet to ring a bell but hear it all afternoon18. Would you rather buy a fancy cat toy and lose to its cardboard box or make a dog toy that becomes the only one it ever wants?
Playtime negotiationsbuy a fancy cat toy and lose to its cardboard boxmake a dog toy that becomes the only one it ever wants19. Would you rather lose hide-and-seek to a dog in ten seconds or spend twenty minutes locating your cat behind one curtain?
Playtime negotiationslose hide-and-seek to a dog in ten secondsspend twenty minutes locating your cat behind one curtain20. Would you rather play tug with a dog that expects you to let it win or roll a ball for a cat that expects you to fetch it?
Playtime negotiationsplay tug with a dog that expects you to let it winroll a ball for a cat that expects you to fetch it21. Would you rather build a rabbit tunnel your rabbit uses as a chair or buy a hamster wheel your hamster uses as a bed?
Playtime negotiationsbuild a rabbit tunnel your rabbit uses as a chairbuy a hamster wheel your hamster uses as a bed22. Would you rather teach your dog a bow that it performs whenever you talk or teach your bird a wave that it saves for people leaving?
Playtime negotiationsteach your dog a bow that it performs whenever you talkteach your bird a wave that it saves for people leaving23. Would you rather have your dog bring a toy to every meal or have your cat start a game whenever you make the bed?
Playtime negotiationshave your dog bring a toy to every mealhave your cat start a game whenever you make the bed24. Would you rather blow bubbles for a dog that watches without moving or throw a soft toy for a cat that watches you retrieve it?
Playtime negotiationsblow bubbles for a dog that watches without movingthrow a soft toy for a cat that watches you retrieve it25. Would you rather make a pet puzzle your rabbit solves immediately or make a pet puzzle your dog brings back for help?
Playtime negotiationsmake a pet puzzle your rabbit solves immediatelymake a pet puzzle your dog brings back for help26. Would you rather have a dog that learns new tricks only from your friend or have a cat that performs tricks only when nobody is filming?
Playtime negotiationshave a dog that learns new tricks only from your friendhave a cat that performs tricks only when nobody is filming27. Would you rather watch your fish follow your finger but ignore your friends or watch your hamster come out only after your friends leave?
Playtime negotiationswatch your fish follow your finger but ignore your friendswatch your hamster come out only after your friends leave28. Would you rather give your pet a new toy every week or fix its irreplaceable favorite toy every week?
Playtime negotiationsgive your pet a new toy every weekfix its irreplaceable favorite toy every week29. Would you rather join your dog in a victory lap after every catch or give your rabbit a standing ovation after every tunnel run?
Playtime negotiationsjoin your dog in a victory lap after every catchgive your rabbit a standing ovation after every tunnel run30. Would you rather have a dog that remembers where every toy is hidden or have a cat that knows exactly when you need a play break?
Playtime negotiationshave a dog that remembers where every toy is hiddenhave a cat that knows exactly when you need a play break31. Would you rather start your day with a dog bringing its breakfast bowl or end your day searching for the toy your cat took to bed?
Living with petsstart your day with a dog bringing its breakfast bowlend your day searching for the toy your cat took to bed32. Would you rather vacuum pet hair twice a day or match all your clothes to your pet's fur?
Living with petsvacuum pet hair twice a daymatch all your clothes to your pet's fur33. Would you rather have your hamster run its wheel at midnight or have your parakeet rehearse its greeting at sunrise?
Living with petshave your hamster run its wheel at midnighthave your parakeet rehearse its greeting at sunrise34. Would you rather use a laptop beside a cat that keeps pressing one key or use a phone beside a dog that keeps nudging your hand?
Living with petsuse a laptop beside a cat that keeps pressing one keyuse a phone beside a dog that keeps nudging your hand35. Would you rather leave the best sunny chair for your pet or leave every cardboard box out for one extra week?
Living with petsleave the best sunny chair for your petleave every cardboard box out for one extra week36. Would you rather brush a dog that keeps offering the wrong side or brush a rabbit that keeps inspecting the brush?
Living with petsbrush a dog that keeps offering the wrong sidebrush a rabbit that keeps inspecting the brush37. Would you rather find a pet toy inside every shoe or find a pet blanket on every seat?
Living with petsfind a pet toy inside every shoefind a pet blanket on every seat38. Would you rather let your cat watch you assemble furniture or let your dog help by delivering one part at a time?
Living with petslet your cat watch you assemble furniturelet your dog help by delivering one part at a time39. Would you rather make your home spotless before the pet sitter arrives or write the sitter a twelve-page guide to your pet's quirks?
Living with petsmake your home spotless before the pet sitter arriveswrite the sitter a twelve-page guide to your pet's quirks40. Would you rather have your cat turn your folded laundry into a nest or have your dog use the laundry basket as a toy delivery service?
Living with petshave your cat turn your folded laundry into a nesthave your dog use the laundry basket as a toy delivery service41. Would you rather sleep with a purring cat beside your head or sleep with a dreaming dog tapping your feet?
Living with petssleep with a purring cat beside your headsleep with a dreaming dog tapping your feet42. Would you rather have a rabbit rearrange its tidy space within minutes or have a dog return every put-away toy to the rug?
Living with petshave a rabbit rearrange its tidy space within minuteshave a dog return every put-away toy to the rug43. Would you rather prepare your pet's meal while it watches every move or eat your own meal while your pet watches every bite?
Living with petsprepare your pet's meal while it watches every moveeat your own meal while your pet watches every bite44. Would you rather wait while your dog chooses between identical tennis balls or wait while your cat decides which side of the door it wants?
Living with petswait while your dog chooses between identical tennis ballswait while your cat decides which side of the door it wants45. Would you rather put pet ramps around your home like tiny highways or keep pet blankets on your furniture like permanent picnic rugs?
Living with petsput pet ramps around your home like tiny highwayskeep pet blankets on your furniture like permanent picnic rugs46. Would you rather call your dog by a grand formal name at the park or explain why your rabbit is named after a sandwich?
Proud pet peoplecall your dog by a grand formal name at the parkexplain why your rabbit is named after a sandwich47. Would you rather have a wall-sized painting of your pet in the hallway or carry a wallet that unfolds into twenty pet photos?
Proud pet peoplehave a wall-sized painting of your pet in the hallwaycarry a wallet that unfolds into twenty pet photos48. Would you rather meet a neighbor whose pet has your exact first name or meet a neighbor whose pet looks uncannily like yours?
Proud pet peoplemeet a neighbor whose pet has your exact first namemeet a neighbor whose pet looks uncannily like yours49. Would you rather let your friends caption all your pet photos or let your friends narrate one whole walk with your dog?
Proud pet peoplelet your friends caption all your pet photoslet your friends narrate one whole walk with your dog50. Would you rather know every neighborhood dog's name but no owners' names or have every dog owner know you only by your pet's name?
Proud pet peopleknow every neighborhood dog's name but no owners' nameshave every dog owner know you only by your pet's name51. Would you rather introduce your pet with its entire life story or realize you introduced your pet but forgot your own name?
Proud pet peopleintroduce your pet with its entire life storyrealize you introduced your pet but forgot your own name52. Would you rather get a pet-sitter report praising your pet's manners or get a pet-sitter report admitting your pet trained the sitter?
Proud pet peopleget a pet-sitter report praising your pet's mannersget a pet-sitter report admitting your pet trained the sitter53. Would you rather have your pet look perfect in photos while you blink or look perfect in photos while your pet faces the wall?
Proud pet peoplehave your pet look perfect in photos while you blinklook perfect in photos while your pet faces the wall54. Would you rather be asked for daily pet updates by all your friends or be sent daily photos of animals that look like your pet?
Proud pet peoplebe asked for daily pet updates by all your friendsbe sent daily photos of animals that look like your pet55. Would you rather wear a shirt with your pet's face on it or use your pet's paw print as your personal signature?
Proud pet peoplewear a shirt with your pet's face on ituse your pet's paw print as your personal signature56. Would you rather organize your pet's birthday with a seating plan or write its annual family update in its own voice?
Proud pet peopleorganize your pet's birthday with a seating planwrite its annual family update in its own voice57. Would you rather have your dog run to your friend before greeting you or have your cat sit with the person who said they dislike cats?
Proud pet peoplehave your dog run to your friend before greeting youhave your cat sit with the person who said they dislike cats58. Would you rather be known for a convincing impression of your pet or discover your friends do a convincing impression of you calling it?
Proud pet peoplebe known for a convincing impression of your petdiscover your friends do a convincing impression of you calling it59. Would you rather keep a straight face when the vet uses your pet's silly name or keep a straight face while explaining its newest harmless habit?
Proud pet peoplekeep a straight face when the vet uses your pet's silly namekeep a straight face while explaining its newest harmless habit60. Would you rather have every conversation lead back to your pet or have your pet interrupt every conversation in person?
Proud pet peoplehave every conversation lead back to your pethave your pet interrupt every conversation in person61. Would you rather have your dog narrate your cooking like a sports final or have your cat review your cooking like a fussy critic?
Impossible companionshave your dog narrate your cooking like a sports finalhave your cat review your cooking like a fussy critic62. Would you rather have a pet that can explain one mystery about its behavior or have a pet that can ask you one question about yours?
Impossible companionshave a pet that can explain one mystery about its behaviorhave a pet that can ask you one question about yours63. Would you rather have your rabbit demand written permission before cuddles or have your dog hold a household meeting about walk times?
Impossible companionshave your rabbit demand written permission before cuddleshave your dog hold a household meeting about walk times64. Would you rather have a tortoise give you advice one word per minute or have a budgie give you ten opinions per second?
Impossible companionshave a tortoise give you advice one word per minutehave a budgie give you ten opinions per second65. Would you rather read subtitles for your cat's dreams or receive postcards from your dog's imaginary adventures?
Impossible companionsread subtitles for your cat's dreamsreceive postcards from your dog's imaginary adventures66. Would you rather have your hamster coach you through an exercise class or have your goldfish judge your swimming technique?
Impossible companionshave your hamster coach you through an exercise classhave your goldfish judge your swimming technique67. Would you rather have your pet pick your outfits from your existing clothes or have your pet arrange your furniture for maximum napping?
Impossible companionshave your pet pick your outfits from your existing clotheshave your pet arrange your furniture for maximum napping68. Would you rather get one hour of pet translation on a normal day or get one minute of pet translation whenever something odd happens?
Impossible companionsget one hour of pet translation on a normal dayget one minute of pet translation whenever something odd happens69. Would you rather have a dog that gives a weather forecast before each walk or have a cat that negotiates a sunbeam reservation each morning?
Impossible companionshave a dog that gives a weather forecast before each walkhave a cat that negotiates a sunbeam reservation each morning70. Would you rather have your pet understand every word except its own name or have your pet answer only when addressed by its full title?
Impossible companionshave your pet understand every word except its own namehave your pet answer only when addressed by its full title71. Would you rather have a rabbit that can pause time for longer naps or have a dog that can rewind time for one more throw?
Impossible companionshave a rabbit that can pause time for longer napshave a dog that can rewind time for one more throw72. Would you rather have your cat project its mood onto the living-room wall or have your parrot announce your mood to every guest?
Impossible companionshave your cat project its mood onto the living-room wallhave your parrot announce your mood to every guest73. Would you rather have a dog that gives excellent directions to every park or have a cat that knows where every missing household item is?
Impossible companionshave a dog that gives excellent directions to every parkhave a cat that knows where every missing household item is74. Would you rather have your fish perform a tiny underwater musical each evening or have your guinea pigs debate the day's events at breakfast?
Impossible companionshave your fish perform a tiny underwater musical each eveninghave your guinea pigs debate the day's events at breakfast75. Would you rather have your pet shrink you to its size for a house tour or have your pet grow to your size for a family photo?
Impossible companionshave your pet shrink you to its size for a house tourhave your pet grow to your size for a family photo
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