75 Funny Would You Rather Questions
Funny would you rather questions packed with absurd bodies, ridiculous jobs, silly food and animal antics. Argue over the weirdest choices and play free with friends in a live room.
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1. Would you rather have fingers that taste like your favorite snack or have hair that smells like fresh popcorn all day?
Absurd Bodieshave fingers that taste like your favorite snackhave hair that smells like fresh popcorn all day2. Would you rather burst into a short opera solo whenever you get a text or break into a slow-motion run whenever you are late?
Absurd Bodiesburst into a short opera solo whenever you get a textbreak into a slow-motion run whenever you are late3. Would you rather have your stomach growl in full sentences or have your yawns translated into subtitles above your head?
Absurd Bodieshave your stomach growl in full sentenceshave your yawns translated into subtitles above your head4. Would you rather have a single eyebrow that tells jokes or have a belly button that gives weather reports?
Absurd Bodieshave a single eyebrow that tells jokeshave a belly button that gives weather reports5. Would you rather sneeze confetti whenever you get nervous or hiccup like a bicycle bell during serious conversations?
Absurd Bodiessneeze confetti whenever you get nervoushiccup like a bicycle bell during serious conversations6. Would you rather have your thoughts float above your head in speech bubbles or have a tiny trumpet fanfare play whenever you enter a room?
Absurd Bodieshave your thoughts float above your head in speech bubbleshave a tiny trumpet fanfare play whenever you enter a room7. Would you rather sneeze so loudly that car alarms go off or yawn so widely that everyone nearby falls asleep?
Absurd Bodiessneeze so loudly that car alarms go offyawn so widely that everyone nearby falls asleep8. Would you rather grow an inch taller every time you laugh or shrink an inch every time you sigh?
Absurd Bodiesgrow an inch taller every time you laughshrink an inch every time you sigh9. Would you rather have legs that bend like a flamingo's or have a neck that stretches like a giraffe's when you are curious?
Absurd Bodieshave legs that bend like a flamingo'shave a neck that stretches like a giraffe's when you are curious10. Would you rather blink in slow motion for the rest of your life or nod your head like a bobblehead whenever someone talks?
Absurd Bodiesblink in slow motion for the rest of your lifenod your head like a bobblehead whenever someone talks11. Would you rather have a voice that is always ten times too loud or have a voice that sounds like you just breathed in a balloon?
Absurd Bodieshave a voice that is always ten times too loudhave a voice that sounds like you just breathed in a balloon12. Would you rather have every step you take squish like wet sneakers or have every chair you sit on let out a tiny squeal?
Absurd Bodieshave every step you take squish like wet sneakershave every chair you sit on let out a tiny squeal13. Would you rather wake up with a brand-new hairstyle every morning or wake up with a different accent every morning?
Absurd Bodieswake up with a brand-new hairstyle every morningwake up with a different accent every morning14. Would you rather have your shadow do its own thing or have your reflection always be one second late?
Absurd Bodieshave your shadow do its own thinghave your reflection always be one second late15. Would you rather cry tiny bubbles when you watch sad movies or giggle uncontrollably every time someone says the word spoon?
Absurd Bodiescry tiny bubbles when you watch sad moviesgiggle uncontrollably every time someone says the word spoon16. Would you rather work as a professional pillow fluffer for a hotel or work as a full-time bubble-wrap tester?
Ridiculous Jobswork as a professional pillow fluffer for a hotelwork as a full-time bubble-wrap tester17. Would you rather be a mattress tester who can only sleep standing up or be a food taster who can only taste things through a straw?
Ridiculous Jobsbe a mattress tester who can only sleep standing upbe a food taster who can only taste things through a straw18. Would you rather be the person who names new crayon colors or be the person who writes fortune-cookie messages?
Ridiculous Jobsbe the person who names new crayon colorsbe the person who writes fortune-cookie messages19. Would you rather deliver mail by trampoline or deliver pizza by zipline?
Ridiculous Jobsdeliver mail by trampolinedeliver pizza by zipline20. Would you rather be a lifeguard at a pool full of pudding or be a crossing guard for a parade of ducks?
Ridiculous Jobsbe a lifeguard at a pool full of puddingbe a crossing guard for a parade of ducks21. Would you rather teach yoga to a room full of goats or teach manners to a class of penguins?
Ridiculous Jobsteach yoga to a room full of goatsteach manners to a class of penguins22. Would you rather referee a pillow fight championship or judge a world-record staring contest that lasts three days?
Ridiculous Jobsreferee a pillow fight championshipjudge a world-record staring contest that lasts three days23. Would you rather be the voice of every elevator in the city or be the voice of every self-checkout machine?
Ridiculous Jobsbe the voice of every elevator in the citybe the voice of every self-checkout machine24. Would you rather run a hotel for sleepy cats or run a salon that only styles poodles?
Ridiculous Jobsrun a hotel for sleepy catsrun a salon that only styles poodles25. Would you rather be the official tickler of grumpy statues or be the official hugger of lonely mailboxes?
Ridiculous Jobsbe the official tickler of grumpy statuesbe the official hugger of lonely mailboxes26. Would you rather be a weather reporter who can only use interpretive dance or be a news anchor who can only speak in limericks?
Ridiculous Jobsbe a weather reporter who can only use interpretive dancebe a news anchor who can only speak in limericks27. Would you rather work as a chef who can only cook with a hair dryer or work as a barber who can only cut hair with kitchen scissors?
Ridiculous Jobswork as a chef who can only cook with a hair dryerwork as a barber who can only cut hair with kitchen scissors28. Would you rather have a coworker who narrates their own typing or have a coworker who hums the same three notes all day?
Ridiculous Jobshave a coworker who narrates their own typinghave a coworker who hums the same three notes all day29. Would you rather sit through a meeting in a full astronaut suit or sit through a meeting on a bouncy ball that never stops bouncing?
Ridiculous Jobssit through a meeting in a full astronaut suitsit through a meeting on a bouncy ball that never stops bouncing30. Would you rather have your boss communicate only through interpretive mime or have your boss communicate only through sticky notes on your forehead?
Ridiculous Jobshave your boss communicate only through interpretive mimehave your boss communicate only through sticky notes on your forehead31. Would you rather have every sandwich you eat secretly contain one jelly bean or have every soup you eat hide a single gummy worm?
Silly Foodhave every sandwich you eat secretly contain one jelly beanhave every soup you eat hide a single gummy worm32. Would you rather eat a birthday cake that sings back at you or eat a salad that compliments your outfit?
Silly Foodeat a birthday cake that sings back at youeat a salad that compliments your outfit33. Would you rather have spaghetti that tangles itself into knots or have ice cream that melts the second you look away?
Silly Foodhave spaghetti that tangles itself into knotshave ice cream that melts the second you look away34. Would you rather drink every beverage through a curly straw ten feet long or eat every meal off a plate the size of a coin?
Silly Fooddrink every beverage through a curly straw ten feet longeat every meal off a plate the size of a coin35. Would you rather have a sandwich that refuses to be eaten until you tell it a joke or have a pizza that only lets you eat slices in alphabetical order?
Silly Foodhave a sandwich that refuses to be eaten until you tell it a jokehave a pizza that only lets you eat slices in alphabetical order36. Would you rather live in a house made of gingerbread in summer or live in a house made of ice cream in a heatwave?
Silly Foodlive in a house made of gingerbread in summerlive in a house made of ice cream in a heatwave37. Would you rather have every fruit taste like broccoli or have every vegetable taste like cotton candy?
Silly Foodhave every fruit taste like broccolihave every vegetable taste like cotton candy38. Would you rather only be able to eat foods that are blue or only be able to eat foods shaped like stars?
Silly Foodonly be able to eat foods that are blueonly be able to eat foods shaped like stars39. Would you rather have your toast always land jam-side up but in the wrong room or have your cereal always overflow but never spill?
Silly Foodhave your toast always land jam-side up but in the wrong roomhave your cereal always overflow but never spill40. Would you rather share every snack with a squirrel that sits on your shoulder or share every meal with a ghostly chef who critiques your chewing?
Silly Foodshare every snack with a squirrel that sits on your shouldershare every meal with a ghostly chef who critiques your chewing41. Would you rather have a refrigerator that orders pizza whenever you open it or have an oven that bakes cookies whenever you yawn?
Silly Foodhave a refrigerator that orders pizza whenever you open ithave an oven that bakes cookies whenever you yawn42. Would you rather eat soup with a fork for a year or eat spaghetti with a spoon held in your teeth for a year?
Silly Foodeat soup with a fork for a yeareat spaghetti with a spoon held in your teeth for a year43. Would you rather have bubble gum that never loses flavor but never stops growing or have a lollipop that never shrinks but changes flavor every lick?
Silly Foodhave bubble gum that never loses flavor but never stops growinghave a lollipop that never shrinks but changes flavor every lick44. Would you rather find a pickle in every pocket you own or find a marshmallow in every shoe you own?
Silly Foodfind a pickle in every pocket you ownfind a marshmallow in every shoe you own45. Would you rather have every meal served by a waiter on roller skates or have every meal delivered by a very slow tortoise?
Silly Foodhave every meal served by a waiter on roller skateshave every meal delivered by a very slow tortoise46. Would you rather have a cat that writes you passive-aggressive notes or have a dog that leaves you five-star reviews?
Animal Anticshave a cat that writes you passive-aggressive noteshave a dog that leaves you five-star reviews47. Would you rather be followed everywhere by a marching band of ducks or be followed everywhere by a sloth who wants a hug?
Animal Anticsbe followed everywhere by a marching band of ducksbe followed everywhere by a sloth who wants a hug48. Would you rather have a pet octopus that rearranges your furniture nightly or have a pet parrot that orders things online?
Animal Anticshave a pet octopus that rearranges your furniture nightlyhave a pet parrot that orders things online49. Would you rather ride a giant chicken to school or ride a very polite moose to work?
Animal Anticsride a giant chicken to schoolride a very polite moose to work50. Would you rather have a horse that only walks backwards or have a camel that refuses to leave the elevator?
Animal Anticshave a horse that only walks backwardshave a camel that refuses to leave the elevator51. Would you rather have a hamster that runs your schedule or have a goldfish that runs your group chat?
Animal Anticshave a hamster that runs your schedulehave a goldfish that runs your group chat52. Would you rather share your bed with a snoring walrus or share your bathroom with a very tidy raccoon?
Animal Anticsshare your bed with a snoring walrusshare your bathroom with a very tidy raccoon53. Would you rather swap voices with a goat for a week or swap walks with a kangaroo for a week?
Animal Anticsswap voices with a goat for a weekswap walks with a kangaroo for a week54. Would you rather have a beaver redesign your kitchen or have a peacock pick your outfits?
Animal Anticshave a beaver redesign your kitchenhave a peacock pick your outfits55. Would you rather have pigeons applaud everything you do or have seagulls boo everything you do?
Animal Anticshave pigeons applaud everything you dohave seagulls boo everything you do56. Would you rather have a llama as your personal assistant or have a koala as your alarm clock?
Animal Anticshave a llama as your personal assistanthave a koala as your alarm clock57. Would you rather be adopted by a family of very fussy cats or be adopted by a herd of overly excited puppies?
Animal Anticsbe adopted by a family of very fussy catsbe adopted by a herd of overly excited puppies58. Would you rather have a frog that croaks whenever you tell a fib or have a rooster that crows whenever you are bored?
Animal Anticshave a frog that croaks whenever you tell a fibhave a rooster that crows whenever you are bored59. Would you rather have ants carry your groceries one crumb at a time or have a pelican carry your groceries in its beak?
Animal Anticshave ants carry your groceries one crumb at a timehave a pelican carry your groceries in its beak60. Would you rather meet a bear who only wants to talk about tea or meet a shark who only wants to talk about knitting?
Animal Anticsmeet a bear who only wants to talk about teameet a shark who only wants to talk about knitting61. Would you rather have your phone autocorrect every word to potato on Mondays or have your keyboard type only in emojis on Fridays?
Everyday Chaoshave your phone autocorrect every word to potato on Mondayshave your keyboard type only in emojis on Fridays62. Would you rather hear a sitcom laugh track after every sentence you say or hear dramatic suspense music whenever you open the fridge?
Everyday Chaoshear a sitcom laugh track after every sentence you sayhear dramatic suspense music whenever you open the fridge63. Would you rather have every door you open squeak a different note or have every light switch make a duck noise?
Everyday Chaoshave every door you open squeak a different notehave every light switch make a duck noise64. Would you rather have your car horn play polka music or have your bike bell sound like a sneezing elephant?
Everyday Chaoshave your car horn play polka musichave your bike bell sound like a sneezing elephant65. Would you rather only be able to travel by bouncy castle or only be able to travel by slide?
Everyday Chaosonly be able to travel by bouncy castleonly be able to travel by slide66. Would you rather have your sock drawer be a portal to a random beach or have your laundry basket be a portal to a library?
Everyday Chaoshave your sock drawer be a portal to a random beachhave your laundry basket be a portal to a library67. Would you rather have a mirror that gives brutally honest hair feedback or have a closet that loudly rates every outfit you pick?
Everyday Chaoshave a mirror that gives brutally honest hair feedbackhave a closet that loudly rates every outfit you pick68. Would you rather have to high-five everyone you pass or have to bow dramatically to everyone you pass?
Everyday Chaoshave to high-five everyone you passhave to bow dramatically to everyone you pass69. Would you rather wear a full suit of armor to the grocery store or wear a superhero cape to every dentist visit?
Everyday Chaoswear a full suit of armor to the grocery storewear a superhero cape to every dentist visit70. Would you rather have your house slowly spin like a carousel or have your bedroom ceiling be a trampoline?
Everyday Chaoshave your house slowly spin like a carouselhave your bedroom ceiling be a trampoline71. Would you rather have a GPS that gives directions as riddles or have a GPS that sighs loudly every time you miss a turn?
Everyday Chaoshave a GPS that gives directions as riddleshave a GPS that sighs loudly every time you miss a turn72. Would you rather sit next to a stranger who narrates your life on every bus ride or sit next to a toddler who asks why about everything on every flight?
Everyday Chaossit next to a stranger who narrates your life on every bus ridesit next to a toddler who asks why about everything on every flight73. Would you rather have every umbrella you open turn into a bouquet of balloons or have every sneeze you make open the nearest umbrella?
Everyday Chaoshave every umbrella you open turn into a bouquet of balloonshave every sneeze you make open the nearest umbrella74. Would you rather have all your selfies come out as finger paintings or have all your videos play back in fast forward?
Everyday Chaoshave all your selfies come out as finger paintingshave all your videos play back in fast forward75. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with a mime or be stuck in an elevator with a very enthusiastic magician?
Everyday Chaosbe stuck in an elevator with a mimebe stuck in an elevator with a very enthusiastic magician
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