75 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Adults

Prompts (75)

• 1. Would you rather narrate every chore out loud like a nature documentary or do every chore in dramatic slow motion?

  Absurd adulting
  narrate every chore out loud like a nature documentarydo every chore in dramatic slow motion

• 2. Would you rather have your car horn quack like a duck or have your doorbell moo like a cow?

  Absurd adulting
  have your car horn quack like a duckhave your doorbell moo like a cow

• 3. Would you rather end every work email with 'Hugs and sprinkles' or start every work email with 'Greetings, earthling'?

  Absurd adulting
  end every work email with 'Hugs and sprinkles'start every work email with 'Greetings, earthling'

• 4. Would you rather attend every video meeting with a cat filter you can't remove or attend every meeting with your camera stuck on your ceiling?

  Absurd adulting
  attend every video meeting with a cat filter you can't removeattend every meeting with your camera stuck on your ceiling

• 5. Would you rather have a tiny marching drum roll play before every decision you make or have a sad trombone sound play after every mistake?

  Absurd adulting
  have a tiny marching drum roll play before every decision you makehave a sad trombone sound play after every mistake

• 6. Would you rather pay every bill in pennies at the counter or pay every bill by mailing a handwritten poem?

  Absurd adulting
  pay every bill in pennies at the counterpay every bill by mailing a handwritten poem

• 7. Would you rather have your GPS give directions in the voice of a disappointed parent or have it give directions like an overexcited sports announcer?

  Absurd adulting
  have your GPS give directions in the voice of a disappointed parenthave it give directions like an overexcited sports announcer

• 8. Would you rather be required to wear a superhero cape to the grocery store or be required to wear swim goggles to every meeting?

  Absurd adulting
  be required to wear a superhero cape to the grocery storebe required to wear swim goggles to every meeting

• 9. Would you rather have a robot vacuum that follows you around like a needy puppy or have a smart speaker that sighs at every request?

  Absurd adulting
  have a robot vacuum that follows you around like a needy puppyhave a smart speaker that sighs at every request

• 10. Would you rather only be able to fold laundry while standing on one foot or only be able to wash dishes while wearing oven mitts?

  Absurd adulting
  only be able to fold laundry while standing on one footonly be able to wash dishes while wearing oven mitts

• 11. Would you rather have every chair you sit in squeak like a rubber duck or have every door you close make a dramatic thunder sound?

  Absurd adulting
  have every chair you sit in squeak like a rubber duckhave every door you close make a dramatic thunder sound

• 12. Would you rather have your houseplants gossip about your life choices or have your toaster give you motivational speeches?

  Absurd adulting
  have your houseplants gossip about your life choiceshave your toaster give you motivational speeches

• 13. Would you rather do your taxes in rhyming couplets or file your taxes through an interpretive dance?

  Absurd adulting
  do your taxes in rhyming coupletsfile your taxes through an interpretive dance

• 14. Would you rather have a toddler as your personal assistant for a week or have a golden retriever as your personal assistant for a week?

  Absurd adulting
  have a toddler as your personal assistant for a weekhave a golden retriever as your personal assistant for a week

• 15. Would you rather have every pasta you cook come out shaped like your initials or have every pancake you flip land shaped like a random country?

  Food fiascos
  have every pasta you cook come out shaped like your initialshave every pancake you flip land shaped like a random country

• 16. Would you rather have every snack bag you open burst into a cloud of crumbs or have every sauce bottle you squeeze honk like a goose?

  Food fiascos
  have every snack bag you open burst into a cloud of crumbshave every sauce bottle you squeeze honk like a goose

• 17. Would you rather have every sandwich you make fall apart on the last bite or have every cookie you dunk break off in your mug?

  Food fiascos
  have every sandwich you make fall apart on the last bitehave every cookie you dunk break off in your mug

• 18. Would you rather only eat food shaped like stars or only eat food that's the color beige?

  Food fiascos
  only eat food shaped like starsonly eat food that's the color beige

• 19. Would you rather have your stomach growl the theme of a game show or have your stomach growl in perfect Morse code?

  Food fiascos
  have your stomach growl the theme of a game showhave your stomach growl in perfect Morse code

• 20. Would you rather have a waiter who reviews your order out loud or have a chef who comes out to watch you take every bite?

  Food fiascos
  have a waiter who reviews your order out loudhave a chef who comes out to watch you take every bite

• 21. Would you rather accidentally bite into a raw onion thinking it's an apple or accidentally take a big sip of pickle juice thinking it's lemonade?

  Food fiascos
  accidentally bite into a raw onion thinking it's an appleaccidentally take a big sip of pickle juice thinking it's lemonade

• 22. Would you rather host a dinner party where every dish is a different jelly mold or host one where every course is a casserole?

  Food fiascos
  host a dinner party where every dish is a different jelly moldhost one where every course is a casserole

• 23. Would you rather be served every meal on a skateboard or be served every soup in a teacup with no handle?

  Food fiascos
  be served every meal on a skateboardbe served every soup in a teacup with no handle

• 24. Would you rather have a fridge light that flashes like a disco ball or have a microwave that applauds when your food is ready?

  Food fiascos
  have a fridge light that flashes like a disco ballhave a microwave that applauds when your food is ready

• 25. Would you rather only be able to eat while standing on a chair or only be able to eat while wearing a winter hat?

  Food fiascos
  only be able to eat while standing on a chaironly be able to eat while wearing a winter hat

• 26. Would you rather have your grocery list read aloud over the store speakers or have your cart contents shown on a screen at the checkout line?

  Food fiascos
  have your grocery list read aloud over the store speakershave your cart contents shown on a screen at the checkout line

• 27. Would you rather live where every snack bag is 90% air or live where every snack bag is impossible to open?

  Food fiascos
  live where every snack bag is 90% airlive where every snack bag is impossible to open

• 28. Would you rather have every dish you order arrive with a sparkler in it or have every dish you order arrive with a tiny paper umbrella?

  Food fiascos
  have every dish you order arrive with a sparkler in ithave every dish you order arrive with a tiny paper umbrella

• 29. Would you rather trip on a flat sidewalk in front of a crowd or walk into a glass door in front of your coworkers?

  Awkward moments
  trip on a flat sidewalk in front of a crowdwalk into a glass door in front of your coworkers

• 30. Would you rather call your boss 'Mom' in a meeting or wave goodbye to the drive-through speaker?

  Awkward moments
  call your boss 'Mom' in a meetingwave goodbye to the drive-through speaker

• 31. Would you rather push a door that clearly says pull in front of a line or get your sleeve stuck in a revolving door?

  Awkward moments
  push a door that clearly says pull in front of a lineget your sleeve stuck in a revolving door

• 32. Would you rather have your phone ring at full volume during a quiet library moment or sneeze loudly during the silent part of a wedding vow?

  Awkward moments
  have your phone ring at full volume during a quiet library momentsneeze loudly during the silent part of a wedding vow

• 33. Would you rather forget someone's name mid-introduction or introduce yourself to someone you've met five times?

  Awkward moments
  forget someone's name mid-introductionintroduce yourself to someone you've met five times

• 34. Would you rather go in for a handshake when they go for a hug or go in for a high five that nobody returns?

  Awkward moments
  go in for a handshake when they go for a huggo in for a high five that nobody returns

• 35. Would you rather laugh at a joke you didn't hear or nod along to a story you didn't understand?

  Awkward moments
  laugh at a joke you didn't hearnod along to a story you didn't understand

• 36. Would you rather get caught talking to your pet in a baby voice by your neighbor or get caught singing loudly in your car at a red light?

  Awkward moments
  get caught talking to your pet in a baby voice by your neighborget caught singing loudly in your car at a red light

• 37. Would you rather accidentally like a photo from six years ago while browsing or accidentally video-call someone while scrolling?

  Awkward moments
  accidentally like a photo from six years ago while browsingaccidentally video-call someone while scrolling

• 38. Would you rather have your stomach rumble loudly during a job interview or have a hiccup fit during a big presentation?

  Awkward moments
  have your stomach rumble loudly during a job interviewhave a hiccup fit during a big presentation

• 39. Would you rather reply 'thanks, love you' to your dentist's reminder or reply 'you too' to a happy-birthday message?

  Awkward moments
  reply 'thanks, love you' to your dentist's reminderreply 'you too' to a happy-birthday message

• 40. Would you rather be the person who claps when the plane lands or be the person who stands up the second the seatbelt sign goes off?

  Awkward moments
  be the person who claps when the plane landsbe the person who stands up the second the seatbelt sign goes off

• 41. Would you rather get caught practicing an argument in the shower mirror or get caught rehearsing small talk in your car?

  Awkward moments
  get caught practicing an argument in the shower mirrorget caught rehearsing small talk in your car

• 42. Would you rather be able to talk to your coffee maker but it's grumpy before 9 a.m. or be able to talk to your car but it only speaks in weather reports?

  Ridiculous powers
  be able to talk to your coffee maker but it's grumpy before 9 a.m.be able to talk to your car but it only speaks in weather reports

• 43. Would you rather have the power to perfectly fold fitted sheets but nothing else or have the power to always know which cable fits which device?

  Ridiculous powers
  have the power to perfectly fold fitted sheets but nothing elsehave the power to always know which cable fits which device

• 44. Would you rather teleport anywhere but always arrive with your hair soaking wet or fly anywhere but only while holding a heavy grocery bag?

  Ridiculous powers
  teleport anywhere but always arrive with your hair soaking wetfly anywhere but only while holding a heavy grocery bag

• 45. Would you rather know every password you've ever forgotten or know where every missing sock in the world went?

  Ridiculous powers
  know every password you've ever forgottenknow where every missing sock in the world went

• 46. Would you rather become invisible but only when nobody is looking or be super strong but only on Tuesdays?

  Ridiculous powers
  become invisible but only when nobody is lookingbe super strong but only on Tuesdays

• 47. Would you rather turn any chore into a five-second task by clapping twice or turn any boring meeting into a dance party by snapping?

  Ridiculous powers
  turn any chore into a five-second task by clapping twiceturn any boring meeting into a dance party by snapping

• 48. Would you rather speak every language fluently but only in a whisper or speak only one language but in a booming announcer voice?

  Ridiculous powers
  speak every language fluently but only in a whisperspeak only one language but in a booming announcer voice

• 49. Would you rather freeze time but only to finish folding laundry or rewind time but only to unsend texts?

  Ridiculous powers
  freeze time but only to finish folding laundryrewind time but only to unsend texts

• 50. Would you rather make any traffic light turn green by sneezing or make any line move faster by humming?

  Ridiculous powers
  make any traffic light turn green by sneezingmake any line move faster by humming

• 51. Would you rather summon a parking spot anywhere but it's always shaped like a triangle or summon a taxi anywhere but it's always a horse-drawn carriage?

  Ridiculous powers
  summon a parking spot anywhere but it's always shaped like a trianglesummon a taxi anywhere but it's always a horse-drawn carriage

• 52. Would you rather know the exact number of jellybeans in any jar or always guess the exact weight of anything you lift?

  Ridiculous powers
  know the exact number of jellybeans in any jaralways guess the exact weight of anything you lift

• 53. Would you rather control the TV remote with your eyebrows or control the lights by snapping in rhythm?

  Ridiculous powers
  control the TV remote with your eyebrowscontrol the lights by snapping in rhythm

• 54. Would you rather have a laugh track play after your jokes or have a crowd gasp dramatically after everything you say?

  Ridiculous powers
  have a laugh track play after your jokeshave a crowd gasp dramatically after everything you say

• 55. Would you rather have a personal hype squad that cheers when you take out the trash or have a personal butler who announces you when you enter the kitchen?

  Weird upgrades
  have a personal hype squad that cheers when you take out the trashhave a personal butler who announces you when you enter the kitchen

• 56. Would you rather have your shoes automatically tie themselves too tight or have your umbrella open itself at random moments?

  Weird upgrades
  have your shoes automatically tie themselves too tighthave your umbrella open itself at random moments

• 57. Would you rather have a mailbox that rejects junk mail by spitting it back out or have a doormat that greets every guest by name?

  Weird upgrades
  have a mailbox that rejects junk mail by spitting it back outhave a doormat that greets every guest by name

• 58. Would you rather have a car that compliments your parallel parking or have a phone that tells you a dad joke every time you unlock it?

  Weird upgrades
  have a car that compliments your parallel parkinghave a phone that tells you a dad joke every time you unlock it

• 59. Would you rather wear socks that never get lost but always squeak or wear shoes that never get dirty but always sparkle?

  Weird upgrades
  wear socks that never get lost but always squeakwear shoes that never get dirty but always sparkle

• 60. Would you rather have every dull meeting replaced by a five-minute puppet show or have every long email replaced by a single emoji?

  Weird upgrades
  have every dull meeting replaced by a five-minute puppet showhave every long email replaced by a single emoji

• 61. Would you rather have your mood displayed as a weather forecast on your forehead or have your energy level shown as a phone battery icon above your head?

  Weird upgrades
  have your mood displayed as a weather forecast on your foreheadhave your energy level shown as a phone battery icon above your head

• 62. Would you rather have a remote that rolls its eyes when you rewatch the same show or have a couch that gently nudges you to go to bed?

  Weird upgrades
  have a remote that rolls its eyes when you rewatch the same showhave a couch that gently nudges you to go to bed

• 63. Would you rather have your sneezes sound like tiny trumpets or have your yawns sound like a foghorn?

  Weird upgrades
  have your sneezes sound like tiny trumpetshave your yawns sound like a foghorn

• 64. Would you rather have your shadow always do slightly different moves than you or have your reflection always be about two seconds late?

  Weird upgrades
  have your shadow always do slightly different moves than youhave your reflection always be about two seconds late

• 65. Would you rather get a raise paid entirely in gift-wrapped socks or get a bonus paid entirely in rubber ducks?

  Weird upgrades
  get a raise paid entirely in gift-wrapped socksget a bonus paid entirely in rubber ducks

• 66. Would you rather have a personal theme parade every time you finish your to-do list or have fireworks go off every time you reply to an email?

  Weird upgrades
  have a personal theme parade every time you finish your to-do listhave fireworks go off every time you reply to an email

• 67. Would you rather only be able to communicate in meetings through sock puppets or only be able to communicate on calls through kazoo noises?

  Awkward moments
  only be able to communicate in meetings through sock puppetsonly be able to communicate on calls through kazoo noises

• 68. Would you rather live in a home where every faucet plays an applause sound or live in a home where every light switch makes a boing noise?

  Weird upgrades
  live in a home where every faucet plays an applause soundlive in a home where every light switch makes a boing noise

• 69. Would you rather swap voices with a cartoon chipmunk for a day or swap walks with a penguin for a day?

  Ridiculous powers
  swap voices with a cartoon chipmunk for a dayswap walks with a penguin for a day

• 70. Would you rather be famous for a viral video of you getting tangled in a folding chair or be famous for a viral video of you dancing badly at a cousin's party?

  Awkward moments
  be famous for a viral video of you getting tangled in a folding chairbe famous for a viral video of you dancing badly at a cousin's party

• 71. Would you rather have your coworkers vote on your outfit every morning or have your neighbors vote on your dinner every night?

  Absurd adulting
  have your coworkers vote on your outfit every morninghave your neighbors vote on your dinner every night

• 72. Would you rather receive every package via a tiny parachute or receive every letter via a carrier pigeon who expects a snack?

  Weird upgrades
  receive every package via a tiny parachutereceive every letter via a carrier pigeon who expects a snack

• 73. Would you rather hear a dramatic movie-trailer voice before you speak in meetings or hear an audience 'aww' every time you say something nice?

  Absurd adulting
  hear a dramatic movie-trailer voice before you speak in meetingshear an audience 'aww' every time you say something nice

• 74. Would you rather be stuck playing the same board game at every family gathering forever or be stuck hearing the same family story at every gathering forever?

  Absurd adulting
  be stuck playing the same board game at every family gathering foreverbe stuck hearing the same family story at every gathering forever

• 75. Would you rather have a calendar that schedules naps you can't decline or have a to-do list that adds 'celebrate' after every item?

  Weird upgrades
  have a calendar that schedules naps you can't declinehave a to-do list that adds 'celebrate' after every item

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