75 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Couples
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1. Would you rather have your partner narrate your whole day like a nature documentary or have them play a tiny victory trumpet every time you finish a chore?
Home lifehave your partner narrate your whole day like a nature documentaryhave them play a tiny victory trumpet every time you finish a chore2. Would you rather change the thermostat only by solving a riddle or change it only by singing your request out loud?
Home lifechange the thermostat only by solving a riddlechange it only by singing your request out loud3. Would you rather live in a house that rearranges its furniture every night or have a fridge that comments on every snack you take?
Home lifelive in a house that rearranges its furniture every nighthave a fridge that comments on every snack you take4. Would you rather hear a laugh track every time you tell a joke at home or hear a round of applause every time you finish a chore?
Home lifehear a laugh track every time you tell a joke at homehear a round of applause every time you finish a chore5. Would you rather have a doorbell that announces guests in a pirate voice or have a car horn that quacks like a duck?
Home lifehave a doorbell that announces guests in a pirate voicehave a car horn that quacks like a duck6. Would you rather live where every floorboard squeaks a different note or live where every light switch makes a sneezing sound?
Home lifelive where every floorboard squeaks a different notelive where every light switch makes a sneezing sound7. Would you rather keep score of every chore on a stadium scoreboard in the living room or keep score of every compliment on it instead?
Home lifekeep score of every chore on a stadium scoreboard in the living roomkeep score of every compliment on it instead8. Would you rather have houseplants that judge you out loud or have a vacuum that gives you motivational speeches?
Home lifehave houseplants that judge you out loudhave a vacuum that gives you motivational speeches9. Would you rather open the fridge only after a high five or open the pantry only after a dramatic bow?
Home lifeopen the fridge only after a high fiveopen the pantry only after a dramatic bow10. Would you rather own a sarcastic robot butler or own a needy robot vacuum that wants hugs?
Home lifeown a sarcastic robot butlerown a needy robot vacuum that wants hugs11. Would you rather lose the TV remote every single day or lose one sock from every pair every single day?
Home lifelose the TV remote every single daylose one sock from every pair every single day12. Would you rather sleep on a bed with forty decorative pillows or share a single tiny pillow every night?
Home lifesleep on a bed with forty decorative pillowsshare a single tiny pillow every night13. Would you rather let your pet make every household decision or let your toaster make every household decision?
Home lifelet your pet make every household decisionlet your toaster make every household decision14. Would you rather go on every date in matching tracksuits or go on every date in full ballroom outfits?
Datesgo on every date in matching tracksuitsgo on every date in full ballroom outfits15. Would you rather have every date chaperoned by a goose or have every date led by an overly chatty tour guide?
Dateshave every date chaperoned by a goosehave every date led by an overly chatty tour guide16. Would you rather share one fork for an entire date-night dinner or eat the whole meal with chopsticks as long as broomsticks?
Datesshare one fork for an entire date-night dinnereat the whole meal with chopsticks as long as broomsticks17. Would you rather win a pie-eating contest as a couple or win a three-legged race as a couple?
Dateswin a pie-eating contest as a couplewin a three-legged race as a couple18. Would you rather make a choreographed entrance into every restaurant or enter every room with a dramatic gust of wind?
Datesmake a choreographed entrance into every restaurantenter every room with a dramatic gust of wind19. Would you rather have the losing board-gamer wear a cape all day or have the loser speak only in the third person all day?
Dateshave the losing board-gamer wear a cape all dayhave the loser speak only in the third person all day20. Would you rather only travel to dates on a tandem bicycle or only travel to dates in a two-person canoe?
Datesonly travel to dates on a tandem bicycleonly travel to dates in a two-person canoe21. Would you rather go on a date where you swap voices for the night or go on a date where you swap shoes for the night?
Datesgo on a date where you swap voices for the nightgo on a date where you swap shoes for the night22. Would you rather be serenaded by a very confident off-key waiter or be followed by a photographer who only shoots your elbows?
Datesbe serenaded by a very confident off-key waiterbe followed by a photographer who only shoots your elbows23. Would you rather sit in the front row of every movie or sit behind the tallest person in every movie?
Datessit in the front row of every moviesit behind the tallest person in every movie24. Would you rather be the couple who wins the costume contest every year or be the couple who wins the dance-off every year?
Datesbe the couple who wins the costume contest every yearbe the couple who wins the dance-off every year25. Would you rather have every date end with a fireworks show you didn't ask for or have every date end with a confetti cannon in your face?
Dateshave every date end with a fireworks show you didn't ask forhave every date end with a confetti cannon in your face26. Would you rather have every meal you cook together turn out purple or have every meal taste faintly of mint?
Foodhave every meal you cook together turn out purplehave every meal taste faintly of mint27. Would you rather put pickles in every single meal or serve every meal on one giant shared plate?
Foodput pickles in every single mealserve every meal on one giant shared plate28. Would you rather have a partner who can only cook breakfast foods or have a partner who can only cook foods shaped like circles?
Foodhave a partner who can only cook breakfast foodshave a partner who can only cook foods shaped like circles29. Would you rather split every snack exactly in half with a ruler or announce every trip to the kitchen with a trumpet?
Foodsplit every snack exactly in half with a rulerannounce every trip to the kitchen with a trumpet30. Would you rather let a fortune cookie choose your grocery list or let your pet choose your grocery list?
Foodlet a fortune cookie choose your grocery listlet your pet choose your grocery list31. Would you rather shop for groceries with a three-minute timer or shop with a strict limit of seven items?
Foodshop for groceries with a three-minute timershop with a strict limit of seven items32. Would you rather eat every dinner inside a blanket fort or eat every dinner on a picnic blanket in the bathtub?
Foodeat every dinner inside a blanket forteat every dinner on a picnic blanket in the bathtub33. Would you rather have a partner who rates every meal out loud like a judge or have a partner who gives every meal a dramatic speech?
Foodhave a partner who rates every meal out loud like a judgehave a partner who gives every meal a dramatic speech34. Would you rather only eat soup with a fork for a month or only eat cereal with chopsticks for a month?
Foodonly eat soup with a fork for a monthonly eat cereal with chopsticks for a month35. Would you rather have a kitchen where everything is sized for giants or have a kitchen where everything is sized for dolls?
Foodhave a kitchen where everything is sized for giantshave a kitchen where everything is sized for dolls36. Would you rather have every pizza you order arrive with mystery toppings or have every sandwich come cut into tiny stars?
Foodhave every pizza you order arrive with mystery toppingshave every sandwich come cut into tiny stars37. Would you rather bake a birthday cake that looks exactly like your partner or bake one that looks exactly like their favorite shoe?
Foodbake a birthday cake that looks exactly like your partnerbake one that looks exactly like their favorite shoe38. Would you rather have a GPS voice that sounds like a dramatic movie trailer narrator or have a GPS voice that sounds like a sleepy grandpa?
Travelhave a GPS voice that sounds like a dramatic movie trailer narratorhave a GPS voice that sounds like a sleepy grandpa39. Would you rather bring a houseplant along on every trip or fit all your luggage into one grocery bag?
Travelbring a houseplant along on every tripfit all your luggage into one grocery bag40. Would you rather make every vacation photo include a rubber chicken or make every vacation photo a dramatic jump shot?
Travelmake every vacation photo include a rubber chickenmake every vacation photo a dramatic jump shot41. Would you rather stay at a hotel run entirely by cats or stay at a hotel where the pool is full of pudding?
Travelstay at a hotel run entirely by catsstay at a hotel where the pool is full of pudding42. Would you rather take a road trip with a car radio stuck on weather reports or take one with a car that only drives in reverse?
Traveltake a road trip with a car radio stuck on weather reportstake one with a car that only drives in reverse43. Would you rather share one giant sweater with two neck holes on a winter trip or wear matching one-piece pajamas on every flight?
Travelshare one giant sweater with two neck holes on a winter tripwear matching one-piece pajamas on every flight44. Would you rather be stuck in a hammock together for a whole beach day or be stuck in a revolving door together for ten minutes?
Travelbe stuck in a hammock together for a whole beach daybe stuck in a revolving door together for ten minutes45. Would you rather have a suitcase that follows you like a puppy or have an umbrella that always flips inside out at the worst moment?
Travelhave a suitcase that follows you like a puppyhave an umbrella that always flips inside out at the worst moment46. Would you rather explore every city on a two-person scooter or explore every city riding a single camel?
Travelexplore every city on a two-person scooterexplore every city riding a single camel47. Would you rather travel with a tour group of fifty grandmas or travel with a tour group of fifty toddlers?
Traveltravel with a tour group of fifty grandmastravel with a tour group of fifty toddlers48. Would you rather let the dog choose every vacation spot or let the cat choose every hotel room?
Travellet the dog choose every vacation spotlet the cat choose every hotel room49. Would you rather ride every ride at a theme park or eat every snack at a theme park?
Travelride every ride at a theme parkeat every snack at a theme park50. Would you rather have a partner who sleep-talks in a fancy accent or have a partner who sleep-laughs at jokes you can't hear?
Habitshave a partner who sleep-talks in a fancy accenthave a partner who sleep-laughs at jokes you can't hear51. Would you rather have your arguments get subtitles or have your arguments get instant replays with sports commentators?
Habitshave your arguments get subtitleshave your arguments get instant replays with sports commentators52. Would you rather settle every disagreement with thumb wrestling or settle every disagreement with a toddler as the judge?
Habitssettle every disagreement with thumb wrestlingsettle every disagreement with a toddler as the judge53. Would you rather have a partner whose laugh sounds like a goose honk or have a laugh that sounds like a squeaky toy yourself?
Habitshave a partner whose laugh sounds like a goose honkhave a laugh that sounds like a squeaky toy yourself54. Would you rather wake up to a partner's alarm that's a rooster or wake up to an alarm that's a foghorn?
Habitswake up to a partner's alarm that's a roosterwake up to an alarm that's a foghorn55. Would you rather talk like old-timey radio announcers for a week or talk in matching pirate accents for a week?
Habitstalk like old-timey radio announcers for a weektalk in matching pirate accents for a week56. Would you rather have every text you send autocorrect to pirate speak or have every text autocorrect to fancy royal English?
Habitshave every text you send autocorrect to pirate speakhave every text autocorrect to fancy royal English57. Would you rather always be blinking in every couple photo or always be mid-sneeze in every couple photo?
Habitsalways be blinking in every couple photoalways be mid-sneeze in every couple photo58. Would you rather carry each other piggyback up every staircase or race each other up every staircase?
Habitscarry each other piggyback up every staircaserace each other up every staircase59. Would you rather have a partner who sneezes louder than a car alarm or have a partner whose yawns make the whole street yawn?
Habitshave a partner who sneezes louder than a car alarmhave a partner whose yawns make the whole street yawn60. Would you rather communicate only through sticky notes for a week or communicate only through interpretive dance for a week?
Habitscommunicate only through sticky notes for a weekcommunicate only through interpretive dance for a week61. Would you rather have your partner read your mind only about food or have them read your mind only about what you want to watch?
Habitshave your partner read your mind only about foodhave them read your mind only about what you want to watch62. Would you rather push a shopping cart that always pulls left or wear socks that always slide down?
Habitspush a shopping cart that always pulls leftwear socks that always slide down63. Would you rather grow old as the couple in matching windbreakers or grow old as the couple who power-walks the mall at dawn?
Future plansgrow old as the couple in matching windbreakersgrow old as the couple who power-walks the mall at dawn64. Would you rather retire to a castle with no internet or retire to a tiny apartment above a bakery?
Future plansretire to a castle with no internetretire to a tiny apartment above a bakery65. Would you rather only give each other potatoes as anniversary gifts or only give each other hats as anniversary gifts?
Future plansonly give each other potatoes as anniversary giftsonly give each other hats as anniversary gifts66. Would you rather name your future pet after a vegetable or name your future pet after a piece of furniture?
Future plansname your future pet after a vegetablename your future pet after a piece of furniture67. Would you rather swap wardrobes with each other for a month or wear the exact same outfit as each other every day?
Future plansswap wardrobes with each other for a monthwear the exact same outfit as each other every day68. Would you rather sleep on a squishy waterbed that sloshes loudly or sleep in a race-car bed with flashing headlights?
Future planssleep on a squishy waterbed that sloshes loudlysleep in a race-car bed with flashing headlights69. Would you rather have a wedding cake shaped like both your faces or have a wedding photographer who only shoots your feet?
Future planshave a wedding cake shaped like both your faceshave a wedding photographer who only shoots your feet70. Would you rather share one giant beanbag as your only chair or own two chairs that slowly roll apart?
Future plansshare one giant beanbag as your only chairown two chairs that slowly roll apart71. Would you rather become famous as the couple who built the world's biggest sandcastle or become famous for the world's longest pillow fight?
Future plansbecome famous as the couple who built the world's biggest sandcastlebecome famous for the world's longest pillow fight72. Would you rather have a family crest featuring a raccoon or have a family motto that's just 'Oops'?
Future planshave a family crest featuring a raccoonhave a family motto that's just 'Oops'73. Would you rather spend retirement competing in pumpkin-growing contests or spend it competing in ballroom dance contests?
Future plansspend retirement competing in pumpkin-growing contestsspend it competing in ballroom dance contests74. Would you rather start a matching-sweater club for couples or start a neighborhood snail-racing league?
Future plansstart a matching-sweater club for couplesstart a neighborhood snail-racing league75. Would you rather have a robot that finishes all your sentences or have a parrot that repeats all your inside jokes?
Future planshave a robot that finishes all your sentenceshave a parrot that repeats all your inside jokes
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