75 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Families

Prompts (75)

• 1. Would you rather have the fridge announce your third snack or have the sofa announce your third nap?

  Household nonsense
  have the fridge announce your third snackhave the sofa announce your third nap

• 2. Would you rather have a laundry robot that folds clothes into hats or have a cleaning robot that hides everything under your bed?

  Household nonsense
  have a laundry robot that folds clothes into hatshave a cleaning robot that hides everything under your bed

• 3. Would you rather have your family narrate you looking for your glasses or have your family replay you walking into the wrong room?

  Household nonsense
  have your family narrate you looking for your glasseshave your family replay you walking into the wrong room

• 4. Would you rather need to tell a joke before the front door unlocks or need to win rock-paper-scissors before the TV turns on?

  Household nonsense
  need to tell a joke before the front door unlocksneed to win rock-paper-scissors before the TV turns on

• 5. Would you rather share a bathroom with someone who sings through every routine or share a kitchen with someone who explains every sandwich?

  Household nonsense
  share a bathroom with someone who sings through every routineshare a kitchen with someone who explains every sandwich

• 6. Would you rather have your fitted sheet snap back into a ball every morning or have your socks pair themselves with the wrong socks?

  Household nonsense
  have your fitted sheet snap back into a ball every morninghave your socks pair themselves with the wrong socks

• 7. Would you rather find your missing remote frozen inside an ice cube or find your missing shoe at the top of the laundry pile?

  Household nonsense
  find your missing remote frozen inside an ice cubefind your missing shoe at the top of the laundry pile

• 8. Would you rather have one cupboard open only for a polite compliment or have one drawer open only for a tiny dance?

  Household nonsense
  have one cupboard open only for a polite complimenthave one drawer open only for a tiny dance

• 9. Would you rather vacuum while everyone lifts their feet at the wrong time or make a bed while everyone tests how bouncy it is?

  Household nonsense
  vacuum while everyone lifts their feet at the wrong timemake a bed while everyone tests how bouncy it is

• 10. Would you rather have your family judge your towel-folding technique or have your family give live commentary on your dishwashing?

  Household nonsense
  have your family judge your towel-folding techniquehave your family give live commentary on your dishwashing

• 11. Would you rather make one trip with all the groceries and waddle or make six tiny trips while everyone claps each time?

  Household nonsense
  make one trip with all the groceries and waddlemake six tiny trips while everyone claps each time

• 12. Would you rather have a bed that folds you up gently at breakfast or have a couch that rolls you toward your chores?

  Household nonsense
  have a bed that folds you up gently at breakfasthave a couch that rolls you toward your chores

• 13. Would you rather have your family find your secret snack drawer or find out your family has been refilling it with raisins?

  Household nonsense
  have your family find your secret snack drawerfind out your family has been refilling it with raisins

• 14. Would you rather pick up a room full of tiny toy bricks in oven mitts or put duvet covers on three blankets while wearing flippers?

  Household nonsense
  pick up a room full of tiny toy bricks in oven mittsput duvet covers on three blankets while wearing flippers

• 15. Would you rather have your family answer every question with a family vote or have your family turn every decision into a best-of-three contest?

  Household nonsense
  have your family answer every question with a family votehave your family turn every decision into a best-of-three contest

• 16. Would you rather eat spaghetti that wriggles away from your fork or eat peas that roll uphill off your spoon?

  Dinner table comedy
  eat spaghetti that wriggles away from your forkeat peas that roll uphill off your spoon

• 17. Would you rather have your family rate every sandwich you make or have your family request an encore of your worst recipe?

  Dinner table comedy
  have your family rate every sandwich you makehave your family request an encore of your worst recipe

• 18. Would you rather serve a cake that looks perfect but tastes like toast or serve toast that looks burnt but tastes like cake?

  Dinner table comedy
  serve a cake that looks perfect but tastes like toastserve toast that looks burnt but tastes like cake

• 19. Would you rather get the last crispy roast potato or get to choose who washes the roasting pan?

  Dinner table comedy
  get the last crispy roast potatoget to choose who washes the roasting pan

• 20. Would you rather have a pancake land on your head during a perfect flip or have your family catch every pancake except yours?

  Dinner table comedy
  have a pancake land on your head during a perfect fliphave your family catch every pancake except yours

• 21. Would you rather eat at a table that rotates whenever someone says please or eat from plates that slide away whenever someone says thanks?

  Dinner table comedy
  eat at a table that rotates whenever someone says pleaseeat from plates that slide away whenever someone says thanks

• 22. Would you rather eat your favorite meal one grain-sized bite at a time or share your favorite meal with ten hungry cousins?

  Dinner table comedy
  eat your favorite meal one grain-sized bite at a timeshare your favorite meal with ten hungry cousins

• 23. Would you rather cook with a relative who never measures or cook with a relative who measures every sprinkle?

  Dinner table comedy
  cook with a relative who never measurescook with a relative who measures every sprinkle

• 24. Would you rather have your family count every chip you take or have your family demand a speech for the last chip?

  Dinner table comedy
  have your family count every chip you takehave your family demand a speech for the last chip

• 25. Would you rather have your cake grow an extra candle every time you blow or have your ice cream add a scoop every time you lick?

  Dinner table comedy
  have your cake grow an extra candle every time you blowhave your ice cream add a scoop every time you lick

• 26. Would you rather have to defend putting pineapple on the family pizza or have to explain why you picked every olive off your slice?

  Dinner table comedy
  have to defend putting pineapple on the family pizzahave to explain why you picked every olive off your slice

• 27. Would you rather have your dinner smell like cookies or have your cookies crunch like carrots?

  Dinner table comedy
  have your dinner smell like cookieshave your cookies crunch like carrots

• 28. Would you rather eat the first experimental pancake or eat the last pancake after everyone has offered advice?

  Dinner table comedy
  eat the first experimental pancakeeat the last pancake after everyone has offered advice

• 29. Would you rather have your entire family copy the way you chew or have your entire family say ahh after every sip you take?

  Dinner table comedy
  have your entire family copy the way you chewhave your entire family say ahh after every sip you take

• 30. Would you rather have your favorite meal served in one enormous sandwich or have your favorite sandwich served as a three-course meal?

  Dinner table comedy
  have your favorite meal served in one enormous sandwichhave your favorite sandwich served as a three-course meal

• 31. Would you rather have your family applaud every time you unfold the map or have your family cheer every time you find a parking space?

  Outings with a twist
  have your family applaud every time you unfold the maphave your family cheer every time you find a parking space

• 32. Would you rather arrive at the beach with six umbrellas and no towels or arrive with six towels and one tiny umbrella?

  Outings with a twist
  arrive at the beach with six umbrellas and no towelsarrive with six towels and one tiny umbrella

• 33. Would you rather spend a long drive answering are we nearly there yet or spend it hearing I know a shortcut at every junction?

  Outings with a twist
  spend a long drive answering are we nearly there yetspend it hearing I know a shortcut at every junction

• 34. Would you rather let your family pack your suitcase as a surprise or pack your own but let them choose your airport outfit?

  Outings with a twist
  let your family pack your suitcase as a surprisepack your own but let them choose your airport outfit

• 35. Would you rather have every family photo catch you mid-sneeze or have every family photo catch you saying cheese too late?

  Outings with a twist
  have every family photo catch you mid-sneezehave every family photo catch you saying cheese too late

• 36. Would you rather lead a family hike with a map that only shows snack stops or follow a relative who calls every hill the last one?

  Outings with a twist
  lead a family hike with a map that only shows snack stopsfollow a relative who calls every hill the last one

• 37. Would you rather have your family wave from the bus after you board or have your family run beside it waving for a whole block?

  Outings with a twist
  have your family wave from the bus after you boardhave your family run beside it waving for a whole block

• 38. Would you rather go camping with someone who packs a full kitchen or go camping with someone who calls a cracker dinner?

  Outings with a twist
  go camping with someone who packs a full kitchengo camping with someone who calls a cracker dinner

• 39. Would you rather be responsible for a beach tent that keeps folding up or be responsible for a picnic blanket that keeps folding over?

  Outings with a twist
  be responsible for a beach tent that keeps folding upbe responsible for a picnic blanket that keeps folding over

• 40. Would you rather have your family wear shirts with your baby photo or have your family carry signs with your childhood nickname?

  Outings with a twist
  have your family wear shirts with your baby photohave your family carry signs with your childhood nickname

• 41. Would you rather have your suitcase squeak with every step or have your backpack politely remind you to stand up straight?

  Outings with a twist
  have your suitcase squeak with every stephave your backpack politely remind you to stand up straight

• 42. Would you rather stay at a hotel where your family shares one giant bed or stay where every room is at a different end of a long hallway?

  Outings with a twist
  stay at a hotel where your family shares one giant bedstay where every room is at a different end of a long hallway

• 43. Would you rather navigate a crowded gift shop with a giant souvenir hat or ride home holding a souvenir mug too big for the cup holder?

  Outings with a twist
  navigate a crowded gift shop with a giant souvenir hatride home holding a souvenir mug too big for the cup holder

• 44. Would you rather be first to enter the swimming pool while everyone watches or be last to leave while everyone wraps up in warm towels?

  Outings with a twist
  be first to enter the swimming pool while everyone watchesbe last to leave while everyone wraps up in warm towels

• 45. Would you rather ride to the beach with a sandcastle already on your lap or ride home with a cousin insisting the seaweed is a souvenir?

  Outings with a twist
  ride to the beach with a sandcastle already on your lapride home with a cousin insisting the seaweed is a souvenir

• 46. Would you rather show everyone your best dance with no music or sing your best note while everyone tries to copy it?

  Family performances
  show everyone your best dance with no musicsing your best note while everyone tries to copy it

• 47. Would you rather have your youngest relative host your birthday roast or have your oldest relative explain your favorite hobby?

  Family performances
  have your youngest relative host your birthday roasthave your oldest relative explain your favorite hobby

• 48. Would you rather act out your last trip to the supermarket or give a serious weather report about your messy bedroom?

  Family performances
  act out your last trip to the supermarketgive a serious weather report about your messy bedroom

• 49. Would you rather have your family dub your silent home videos or have your family add sound effects to your baby photos?

  Family performances
  have your family dub your silent home videoshave your family add sound effects to your baby photos

• 50. Would you rather wear a costume your family made in ten minutes or perform a play your family wrote in ten minutes?

  Family performances
  wear a costume your family made in ten minutesperform a play your family wrote in ten minutes

• 51. Would you rather have your family provide commentary during your haircut or have your family applaud every outfit you try on?

  Family performances
  have your family provide commentary during your haircuthave your family applaud every outfit you try on

• 52. Would you rather be the magician whose helper keeps explaining the tricks or be the helper who keeps forgetting where the cards went?

  Family performances
  be the magician whose helper keeps explaining the tricksbe the helper who keeps forgetting where the cards went

• 53. Would you rather perform a puppet show with socks that won't stay on or perform a dance with a cape that keeps covering your face?

  Family performances
  perform a puppet show with socks that won't stay onperform a dance with a cape that keeps covering your face

• 54. Would you rather have to imitate everyone's laugh at a reunion or have to copy everyone's walk down the hallway?

  Family performances
  have to imitate everyone's laugh at a reunionhave to copy everyone's walk down the hallway

• 55. Would you rather read a shopping list with the drama of a final goodbye or announce the leftovers as if they won a grand prize?

  Family performances
  read a shopping list with the drama of a final goodbyeannounce the leftovers as if they won a grand prize

• 56. Would you rather lose your place in a family play and invent the ending or have the whole family whisper the next line at once?

  Family performances
  lose your place in a family play and invent the endinghave the whole family whisper the next line at once

• 57. Would you rather host a quiz where every answer is a family catchphrase or host charades where every scene is a household chore?

  Family performances
  host a quiz where every answer is a family catchphrasehost charades where every scene is a household chore

• 58. Would you rather have your family rehearse one joke for a week or have your family improvise a whole comedy show after dinner?

  Family performances
  have your family rehearse one joke for a weekhave your family improvise a whole comedy show after dinner

• 59. Would you rather make a slow-motion replay of someone missing the laundry basket or make an action trailer about getting everyone out the door?

  Family performances
  make a slow-motion replay of someone missing the laundry basketmake an action trailer about getting everyone out the door

• 60. Would you rather have your family keep saying encore after your one magic trick or have your family ask for a sequel to your one funny story?

  Family performances
  have your family keep saying encore after your one magic trickhave your family ask for a sequel to your one funny story

• 61. Would you rather have a family trophy for the loudest sneeze or have a family trophy for the longest goodbye?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  have a family trophy for the loudest sneezehave a family trophy for the longest goodbye

• 62. Would you rather have every relative tell the same story with different endings or have every relative claim they invented the same recipe?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  have every relative tell the same story with different endingshave every relative claim they invented the same recipe

• 63. Would you rather be the family board-game champion with no lucky chair or be the family underdog with everyone's help and advice?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  be the family board-game champion with no lucky chairbe the family underdog with everyone's help and advice

• 64. Would you rather let the winner choose the next game or let the loser rewrite one rule for the next round?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  let the winner choose the next gamelet the loser rewrite one rule for the next round

• 65. Would you rather receive birthday gifts wrapped in scarves you can keep or receive one birthday gift hidden among twenty identical boxes?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  receive birthday gifts wrapped in scarves you can keepreceive one birthday gift hidden among twenty identical boxes

• 66. Would you rather have your family save every funny thing you've ever said or have your family display every strange drawing you've ever made?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  have your family save every funny thing you've ever saidhave your family display every strange drawing you've ever made

• 67. Would you rather have to wear every handmade birthday gift at once or have to use every handmade mug at one breakfast?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  have to wear every handmade birthday gift at oncehave to use every handmade mug at one breakfast

• 68. Would you rather be the relative who always brings too much food or be the relative who always takes home the wrong container?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  be the relative who always brings too much foodbe the relative who always takes home the wrong container

• 69. Would you rather restart your birthday candle wish whenever someone talks or hold your birthday smile through fifty family photos?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  restart your birthday candle wish whenever someone talkshold your birthday smile through fifty family photos

• 70. Would you rather wear a scarf a relative knitted long enough for the whole family or slice a birthday cake a relative baked too tall for the fridge?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  wear a scarf a relative knitted long enough for the whole familyslice a birthday cake a relative baked too tall for the fridge

• 71. Would you rather know a surprise party is coming but have to act shocked or plan a surprise party for someone who won't leave the kitchen?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  know a surprise party is coming but have to act shockedplan a surprise party for someone who won't leave the kitchen

• 72. Would you rather be in charge of a puzzle with one piece under the sofa or be in charge of a game with instructions in five different boxes?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  be in charge of a puzzle with one piece under the sofabe in charge of a game with instructions in five different boxes

• 73. Would you rather inherit the family's wobbliest chair or inherit the family's recipe notebook with no ingredient amounts?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  inherit the family's wobbliest chairinherit the family's recipe notebook with no ingredient amounts

• 74. Would you rather play a board game with someone who celebrates before their turn or play with someone who rereads the rules whenever you score?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  play a board game with someone who celebrates before their turnplay with someone who rereads the rules whenever you score

• 75. Would you rather have relatives keep buying gifts for a hobby you quit years ago or have relatives all try your current hobby and offer tips?

  Ridiculous family traditions
  have relatives keep buying gifts for a hobby you quit years agohave relatives all try your current hobby and offer tips

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