75 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Students
Funny would you rather questions for students about quacking pencils, floating desks, kangaroo bus drivers and pickle cupcakes. Play free with friends or your class in a live room and watch the giggles and the votes roll in.
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1. Would you rather have a pencil that quacks like a duck every time you write or have an eraser that giggles every time you erase?
Classroom chaoshave a pencil that quacks like a duck every time you writehave an eraser that giggles every time you erase2. Would you rather hiccup confetti or yawn soap bubbles?
Classroom chaoshiccup confettiyawn soap bubbles3. Would you rather have a classroom clock that runs backward or have a classroom door that only opens if you tell it a riddle?
Classroom chaoshave a classroom clock that runs backwardhave a classroom door that only opens if you tell it a riddle4. Would you rather have a backpack that talks like a pirate or have a lunchbox that sings opera?
Classroom chaoshave a backpack that talks like a piratehave a lunchbox that sings opera5. Would you rather have shoes that squeak with every step or have a chair that spins whenever you sit down?
Classroom chaoshave shoes that squeak with every stephave a chair that spins whenever you sit down6. Would you rather have the class goldfish grade your homework or have the class hamster take attendance?
Classroom chaoshave the class goldfish grade your homeworkhave the class hamster take attendance7. Would you rather raise your foot instead of your hand or say "moo" instead of "here" during attendance?
Classroom chaosraise your foot instead of your handsay "moo" instead of "here" during attendance8. Would you rather have your desk float up to the ceiling during class or have your desk slide around the room on its own?
Classroom chaoshave your desk float up to the ceiling during classhave your desk slide around the room on its own9. Would you rather have a pencil that only writes in sparkly purple or have a pencil that only writes letters backward?
Classroom chaoshave a pencil that only writes in sparkly purplehave a pencil that only writes letters backward10. Would you rather hear a rooster crow every time the bell rings or hear a goat bleat every time the bell rings?
Classroom chaoshear a rooster crow every time the bell ringshear a goat bleat every time the bell rings11. Would you rather have a shadow that does the wrong dance moves or have a reflection that makes silly faces at you?
Classroom chaoshave a shadow that does the wrong dance moveshave a reflection that makes silly faces at you12. Would you rather wear a superhero cape to school every day or wear a tiny top hat to school every day?
Classroom chaoswear a superhero cape to school every daywear a tiny top hat to school every day13. Would you rather have to clap twice before you can talk in class or have to whistle before you can raise your hand?
Classroom chaoshave to clap twice before you can talk in classhave to whistle before you can raise your hand14. Would you rather use glue so strong your paper sticks to your nose or use scissors that only cut in zigzags?
Classroom chaosuse glue so strong your paper sticks to your noseuse scissors that only cut in zigzags15. Would you rather have whiteboard markers that smell like pickles or have whiteboard markers that smell like broccoli?
Classroom chaoshave whiteboard markers that smell like pickleshave whiteboard markers that smell like broccoli16. Would you rather eat cereal with chopsticks or eat yogurt with a straw?
Lunch & cafeteriaeat cereal with chopstickseat yogurt with a straw17. Would you rather have a sandwich as big as your desk or have a cookie as tiny as an ant?
Lunch & cafeteriahave a sandwich as big as your deskhave a cookie as tiny as an ant18. Would you rather have a lunch tray that drives itself or have a milk carton that tells knock-knock jokes?
Lunch & cafeteriahave a lunch tray that drives itselfhave a milk carton that tells knock-knock jokes19. Would you rather only eat food that starts with the letter P or only eat food that starts with the letter B?
Lunch & cafeteriaonly eat food that starts with the letter Ponly eat food that starts with the letter B20. Would you rather have an apple that sings when you bite it or have a sandwich that complains when you bite it?
Lunch & cafeteriahave an apple that sings when you bite ithave a sandwich that complains when you bite it21. Would you rather trade lunches with a penguin or trade lunches with a giraffe?
Lunch & cafeteriatrade lunches with a penguintrade lunches with a giraffe22. Would you rather drink through a ten-foot curly straw or drink everything from a tiny teaspoon?
Lunch & cafeteriadrink through a ten-foot curly strawdrink everything from a tiny teaspoon23. Would you rather have peas that bounce off your plate or have jelly that wiggles away when you reach for it?
Lunch & cafeteriahave peas that bounce off your platehave jelly that wiggles away when you reach for it24. Would you rather eat a pickle-flavored cupcake or eat a chocolate-covered carrot?
Lunch & cafeteriaeat a pickle-flavored cupcakeeat a chocolate-covered carrot25. Would you rather have your sandwich wear a tiny hat or have your juice box wear tiny sneakers?
Lunch & cafeteriahave your sandwich wear a tiny hathave your juice box wear tiny sneakers26. Would you rather ride a roller coaster through the lunch line or ride a water slide through the lunch line?
Lunch & cafeteriaride a roller coaster through the lunch lineride a water slide through the lunch line27. Would you rather eat pizza topped with cereal or eat pancakes topped with ketchup?
Lunch & cafeteriaeat pizza topped with cerealeat pancakes topped with ketchup28. Would you rather eat in a cafeteria where the food floats or eat in a cafeteria where everyone has to whisper?
Lunch & cafeteriaeat in a cafeteria where the food floatseat in a cafeteria where everyone has to whisper29. Would you rather have a lunchbox that always packs a surprise or have a lunchbox that always packs the same thing you hate?
Lunch & cafeteriahave a lunchbox that always packs a surprisehave a lunchbox that always packs the same thing you hate30. Would you rather have every food taste like popcorn or have every drink taste like orange juice?
Lunch & cafeteriahave every food taste like popcornhave every drink taste like orange juice31. Would you rather leave a trail of glitter wherever you walk or leave a trail of bubbles wherever you walk?
Silly powersleave a trail of glitter wherever you walkleave a trail of bubbles wherever you walk32. Would you rather shrink a little every time you yawn or grow a little every time you laugh?
Silly powersshrink a little every time you yawngrow a little every time you laugh33. Would you rather turn into a puppy whenever someone says homework or turn into a frog whenever someone says quiz?
Silly powersturn into a puppy whenever someone says homeworkturn into a frog whenever someone says quiz34. Would you rather have hair that changes color with your mood or have ears that wiggle whenever you think hard?
Silly powershave hair that changes color with your moodhave ears that wiggle whenever you think hard35. Would you rather teleport but you always arrive one minute late or fly but only while holding a giant umbrella?
Silly powersteleport but you always arrive one minute latefly but only while holding a giant umbrella36. Would you rather talk to pencils or hear what desks are thinking?
Silly powerstalk to pencilshear what desks are thinking37. Would you rather make anyone laugh with one look or make anyone yawn with one look?
Silly powersmake anyone laugh with one lookmake anyone yawn with one look38. Would you rather have a nose that glows when you know the answer or have ears that ring when someone says your name?
Silly powershave a nose that glows when you know the answerhave ears that ring when someone says your name39. Would you rather speak fluent squirrel or speak fluent seagull?
Silly powersspeak fluent squirrelspeak fluent seagull40. Would you rather jump over the school in one leap or run as fast as the school bus?
Silly powersjump over the school in one leaprun as fast as the school bus41. Would you rather turn invisible except for your shirt or turn invisible except for your feet?
Silly powersturn invisible except for your shirtturn invisible except for your feet42. Would you rather have a fluffy tail or have bendy antennae?
Silly powershave a fluffy tailhave bendy antennae43. Would you rather sneeze tiny rainbows or whistle a happy tune without trying?
Silly powerssneeze tiny rainbowswhistle a happy tune without trying44. Would you rather always know what's for lunch or always know when a pop quiz is coming?
Silly powersalways know what's for lunchalways know when a pop quiz is coming45. Would you rather talk in a squeaky chipmunk voice for a week or talk in a deep robot voice for a week?
Silly powerstalk in a squeaky chipmunk voice for a weektalk in a deep robot voice for a week46. Would you rather get homework written only in emojis or get homework written in a secret code?
Homework & testsget homework written only in emojisget homework written in a secret code47. Would you rather have a dog that does your homework badly or have a cat that sleeps on your homework?
Homework & testshave a dog that does your homework badlyhave a cat that sleeps on your homework48. Would you rather take a test while bouncing on a trampoline or take a test while balancing a book on your head?
Homework & teststake a test while bouncing on a trampolinetake a test while balancing a book on your head49. Would you rather have every test question be about dinosaurs or have every test question be about pizza?
Homework & testshave every test question be about dinosaurshave every test question be about pizza50. Would you rather answer test questions by singing or answer test questions by drawing?
Homework & testsanswer test questions by singinganswer test questions by drawing51. Would you rather get your report card delivered by a pigeon or get your report card delivered by a marching band?
Homework & testsget your report card delivered by a pigeonget your report card delivered by a marching band52. Would you rather spell every word on the spelling test backward or have every spelling word be twenty letters long?
Homework & testsspell every word on the spelling test backwardhave every spelling word be twenty letters long53. Would you rather do homework with a pencil as tall as a tree or do homework with a pencil as small as a grain of rice?
Homework & testsdo homework with a pencil as tall as a treedo homework with a pencil as small as a grain of rice54. Would you rather hear the morning announcements read by a parrot or hear the morning announcements read by a robot with hiccups?
Homework & testshear the morning announcements read by a parrothear the morning announcements read by a robot with hiccups55. Would you rather solve math problems that are all about bananas or solve math problems that are all about spaceships?
Homework & testssolve math problems that are all about bananassolve math problems that are all about spaceships56. Would you rather write a report on where lost socks go or write a report on why cats knock things off tables?
Homework & testswrite a report on where lost socks gowrite a report on why cats knock things off tables57. Would you rather study for a test inside a giant cardboard box or study for a test inside a pillow fort on the gym floor?
Homework & testsstudy for a test inside a giant cardboard boxstudy for a test inside a pillow fort on the gym floor58. Would you rather turn in homework by paper airplane or turn in homework by a very slow snail?
Homework & teststurn in homework by paper airplaneturn in homework by a very slow snail59. Would you rather get graded with stickers or get graded with high fives?
Homework & testsget graded with stickersget graded with high fives60. Would you rather take a test with one super weird question or take a test with a hundred super easy questions?
Homework & teststake a test with one super weird questiontake a test with a hundred super easy questions61. Would you rather go on a field trip inside a giant shoe or go on a field trip inside a giant teapot?
Recess & field tripsgo on a field trip inside a giant shoego on a field trip inside a giant teapot62. Would you rather have recess on a bouncy castle as big as a soccer field or have recess in a pool of mini marshmallows?
Recess & field tripshave recess on a bouncy castle as big as a soccer fieldhave recess in a pool of mini marshmallows63. Would you rather have a substitute teacher who is a friendly robot or have a substitute teacher who is a talking cat?
Recess & field tripshave a substitute teacher who is a friendly robothave a substitute teacher who is a talking cat64. Would you rather ride a school bus driven by a kangaroo or ride a school bus full of chickens?
Recess & field tripsride a school bus driven by a kangarooride a school bus full of chickens65. Would you rather play tag where everyone walks like a crab or play tag where everyone hops like a bunny?
Recess & field tripsplay tag where everyone walks like a crabplay tag where everyone hops like a bunny66. Would you rather have gym class in slow motion or have gym class in fast forward?
Recess & field tripshave gym class in slow motionhave gym class in fast forward67. Would you rather play soccer with a giant beach ball or play soccer with a tiny marble?
Recess & field tripsplay soccer with a giant beach ballplay soccer with a tiny marble68. Would you rather swing so high you touch a cloud or go down a slide so fast you land in the cafeteria?
Recess & field tripsswing so high you touch a cloudgo down a slide so fast you land in the cafeteria69. Would you rather visit a museum where the statues dance or visit a zoo where the animals give the tour?
Recess & field tripsvisit a museum where the statues dancevisit a zoo where the animals give the tour70. Would you rather share recess with baby dinosaurs or share recess with a flock of penguins?
Recess & field tripsshare recess with baby dinosaursshare recess with a flock of penguins71. Would you rather wear swim flippers in gym class or wear oven mitts in art class?
Recess & field tripswear swim flippers in gym classwear oven mitts in art class72. Would you rather have a class field day judged by a sleepy bear or have a class field day judged by a very picky owl?
Recess & field tripshave a class field day judged by a sleepy bearhave a class field day judged by a very picky owl73. Would you rather ride a school bus shaped like a giant duck or ride a school bus shaped like a giant caterpillar?
Recess & field tripsride a school bus shaped like a giant duckride a school bus shaped like a giant caterpillar74. Would you rather hop on one foot all school day or walk backward all school day?
Recess & field tripshop on one foot all school daywalk backward all school day75. Would you rather have a field trip guide who only speaks in sound effects or have a field trip guide who only speaks in a whisper?
Recess & field tripshave a field trip guide who only speaks in sound effectshave a field trip guide who only speaks in a whisper
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