75 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Teens

Prompts (75)

• 1. Would you rather have your teacher call you by the wrong name all year or have your teacher call you by a nickname you hate?

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  have your teacher call you by the wrong name all yearhave your teacher call you by a nickname you hate

• 2. Would you rather give every class presentation in a pirate accent or give every presentation while wearing oven mitts?

  School chaos
  give every class presentation in a pirate accentgive every presentation while wearing oven mitts

• 3. Would you rather have a goose follow you around school or have a pigeon sit on your head during every test?

  School chaos
  have a goose follow you around schoolhave a pigeon sit on your head during every test

• 4. Would you rather have your backpack zipper squeak like a mouse or have your sneakers squeak like a rubber duck?

  School chaos
  have your backpack zipper squeak like a mousehave your sneakers squeak like a rubber duck

• 5. Would you rather trip up the stairs in front of the whole school or walk into a glass door during the school tour?

  School chaos
  trip up the stairs in front of the whole schoolwalk into a glass door during the school tour

• 6. Would you rather have your school photo taken mid-sneeze or have it taken with your eyes half closed?

  School chaos
  have your school photo taken mid-sneezehave it taken with your eyes half closed

• 7. Would you rather only be allowed to write in giant capital letters or only be allowed to write in tiny letters?

  School chaos
  only be allowed to write in giant capital lettersonly be allowed to write in tiny letters

• 8. Would you rather have the fire drill happen during every lunch or have it happen during every gym class?

  School chaos
  have the fire drill happen during every lunchhave it happen during every gym class

• 9. Would you rather turn every essay in written in crayon or turn every essay in as a rhyming poem?

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  turn every essay in written in crayonturn every essay in as a rhyming poem

• 10. Would you rather have a hall pass that's a rubber chicken or have a hall pass that's a traffic cone?

  School chaos
  have a hall pass that's a rubber chickenhave a hall pass that's a traffic cone

• 11. Would you rather have your mom chaperone every field trip or have your little cousin come to school with you for a week?

  School chaos
  have your mom chaperone every field triphave your little cousin come to school with you for a week

• 12. Would you rather accidentally call your teacher 'Mom' or accidentally wave back at someone who was waving at the person behind you?

  School chaos
  accidentally call your teacher 'Mom'accidentally wave back at someone who was waving at the person behind you

• 13. Would you rather have every bell replaced with a rooster crow or have every bell replaced with a dramatic movie trailer voice?

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  have every bell replaced with a rooster crowhave every bell replaced with a dramatic movie trailer voice

• 14. Would you rather have to raise your hand at home before speaking or have to call your parents 'Coach' all year?

  School chaos
  have to raise your hand at home before speakinghave to call your parents 'Coach' all year

• 15. Would you rather have your locker open only if you sing to it or have it open only if you tell it a joke?

  School chaos
  have your locker open only if you sing to ithave it open only if you tell it a joke

• 16. Would you rather have your group chat renamed something embarrassing forever or have your contact photo set to your baby picture forever?

  Friends & group chats
  have your group chat renamed something embarrassing foreverhave your contact photo set to your baby picture forever

• 17. Would you rather only be able to communicate through memes for a day or only be able to communicate through charades for a day?

  Friends & group chats
  only be able to communicate through memes for a dayonly be able to communicate through charades for a day

• 18. Would you rather have autocorrect change every 'ok' to 'okey-dokey' or have it add 'my liege' to the end of every text?

  Friends & group chats
  have autocorrect change every 'ok' to 'okey-dokey'have it add 'my liege' to the end of every text

• 19. Would you rather have your friends vote on your outfit every morning or have your little sibling pick it?

  Friends & group chats
  have your friends vote on your outfit every morninghave your little sibling pick it

• 20. Would you rather have every photo of you be blurry or have every photo of you show a stranger photobombing?

  Friends & group chats
  have every photo of you be blurryhave every photo of you show a stranger photobombing

• 21. Would you rather laugh like a dolphin or laugh like a car alarm?

  Friends & group chats
  laugh like a dolphinlaugh like a car alarm

• 22. Would you rather have your best friend narrate your day out loud or have your best friend copy everything you do for a day?

  Friends & group chats
  have your best friend narrate your day out loudhave your best friend copy everything you do for a day

• 23. Would you rather have a voice message of you snoring go to the class chat or have a video of you dancing alone in your room go to it?

  Friends & group chats
  have a voice message of you snoring go to the class chathave a video of you dancing alone in your room go to it

• 24. Would you rather send a selfie to your teacher by mistake or send 'what's for dinner' to the whole group chat?

  Friends & group chats
  send a selfie to your teacher by mistakesend 'what's for dinner' to the whole group chat

• 25. Would you rather be stuck in a never-ending group chat poll or be stuck in a never-ending group hug?

  Friends & group chats
  be stuck in a never-ending group chat pollbe stuck in a never-ending group hug

• 26. Would you rather have every friend show up dressed exactly like you or have no friend recognize you for a whole day?

  Friends & group chats
  have every friend show up dressed exactly like youhave no friend recognize you for a whole day

• 27. Would you rather always speak in a whisper at sleepovers or always speak like a sports commentator at sleepovers?

  Friends & group chats
  always speak in a whisper at sleepoversalways speak like a sports commentator at sleepovers

• 28. Would you rather have your stomach growl in Morse code or have your knees crack like popcorn?

  Friends & group chats
  have your stomach growl in Morse codehave your knees crack like popcorn

• 29. Would you rather have a high five that always misses or have a fist bump that always turns into an awkward handshake?

  Friends & group chats
  have a high five that always misseshave a fist bump that always turns into an awkward handshake

• 30. Would you rather eat cereal with orange juice or eat fries dipped in chocolate milk?

  Food fails
  eat cereal with orange juiceeat fries dipped in chocolate milk

• 31. Would you rather have every meal served on a flying disc or have every drink served in a rain boot?

  Food fails
  have every meal served on a flying dischave every drink served in a rain boot

• 32. Would you rather have a sandwich that's always a little soggy or have pizza that's always a little cold?

  Food fails
  have a sandwich that's always a little soggyhave pizza that's always a little cold

• 33. Would you rather have a locker that gives dramatic weather reports or have a backpack that announces every snack?

  Food fails
  have a locker that gives dramatic weather reportshave a backpack that announces every snack

• 34. Would you rather have every glass of water taste faintly of toothpaste or have every apple taste faintly of onion?

  Food fails
  have every glass of water taste faintly of toothpastehave every apple taste faintly of onion

• 35. Would you rather drop your ice cream every single time or have your chips always be the broken crumbs?

  Food fails
  drop your ice cream every single timehave your chips always be the broken crumbs

• 36. Would you rather only be able to eat with chopsticks or only be able to eat with a ladle?

  Food fails
  only be able to eat with chopsticksonly be able to eat with a ladle

• 37. Would you rather have your lunchbox play a tune every time you open it or have it smell like grandma's perfume?

  Food fails
  have your lunchbox play a tune every time you open ithave it smell like grandma's perfume

• 38. Would you rather bite into a cookie that turns out to be raisin or bite into a muffin that turns out to be corn?

  Food fails
  bite into a cookie that turns out to be raisinbite into a muffin that turns out to be corn

• 39. Would you rather have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth all day or have your tongue a little burnt all day?

  Food fails
  have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth all dayhave your tongue a little burnt all day

• 40. Would you rather only eat birthday cake for a week or never eat birthday cake again?

  Food fails
  only eat birthday cake for a weeknever eat birthday cake again

• 41. Would you rather have a toaster that launches toast across the room or have a microwave that announces your food out loud?

  Food fails
  have a toaster that launches toast across the roomhave a microwave that announces your food out loud

• 42. Would you rather eat a pizza topped with gummy worms or eat a taco filled with cereal?

  Food fails
  eat a pizza topped with gummy wormseat a taco filled with cereal

• 43. Would you rather be able to taste colors or be able to smell sounds?

  Food fails
  be able to taste colorsbe able to smell sounds

• 44. Would you rather have the power to make anyone yawn or have the power to make anyone hiccup?

  Weird powers
  have the power to make anyone yawnhave the power to make anyone hiccup

• 45. Would you rather be able to turn invisible but only when nobody's looking or be able to fly but only two inches off the ground?

  Weird powers
  be able to turn invisible but only when nobody's lookingbe able to fly but only two inches off the ground

• 46. Would you rather be able to talk to plants but they only complain or be able to talk to furniture but it only gives compliments?

  Weird powers
  be able to talk to plants but they only complainbe able to talk to furniture but it only gives compliments

• 47. Would you rather run super fast but only while skipping or jump super high but only on Tuesdays?

  Weird powers
  run super fast but only while skippingjump super high but only on Tuesdays

• 48. Would you rather be able to read minds but only of hamsters or be able to see the future but only five seconds ahead?

  Weird powers
  be able to read minds but only of hamstersbe able to see the future but only five seconds ahead

• 49. Would you rather summon any snack but it's always slightly squished or summon any song but only the kazoo version?

  Weird powers
  summon any snack but it's always slightly squishedsummon any song but only the kazoo version

• 50. Would you rather shrink to the size of a mouse whenever you sneeze or grow a foot taller whenever you laugh?

  Weird powers
  shrink to the size of a mouse whenever you sneezegrow a foot taller whenever you laugh

• 51. Would you rather change your hair color by thinking about it or change your voice to any cartoon voice at will?

  Weird powers
  change your hair color by thinking about itchange your voice to any cartoon voice at will

• 52. Would you rather teleport but always land in a different shoe or teleport but always arrive two minutes late?

  Weird powers
  teleport but always land in a different shoeteleport but always arrive two minutes late

• 53. Would you rather glow in the dark or bounce like a rubber ball?

  Weird powers
  glow in the darkbounce like a rubber ball

• 54. Would you rather be a world-class whistler or be a world-class yo-yo master?

  Weird powers
  be a world-class whistlerbe a world-class yo-yo master

• 55. Would you rather control the weather but only in your bedroom or control traffic lights but only on your street?

  Weird powers
  control the weather but only in your bedroomcontrol traffic lights but only on your street

• 56. Would you rather be able to breathe underwater but only in bathtubs or be able to climb walls but only in socks?

  Weird powers
  be able to breathe underwater but only in bathtubsbe able to climb walls but only in socks

• 57. Would you rather have a duck follow you everywhere or have a llama show up every time you say your name?

  Everyday absurd
  have a duck follow you everywherehave a llama show up every time you say your name

• 58. Would you rather wear clown shoes to every event or wear a full superhero cape to every event?

  Everyday absurd
  wear clown shoes to every eventwear a full superhero cape to every event

• 59. Would you rather have your shadow dance when you stand still or have your reflection be three seconds behind?

  Everyday absurd
  have your shadow dance when you stand stillhave your reflection be three seconds behind

• 60. Would you rather have a bedroom that rotates slowly all night or have a bedroom ceiling that rains confetti at random?

  Everyday absurd
  have a bedroom that rotates slowly all nighthave a bedroom ceiling that rains confetti at random

• 61. Would you rather have your voice echo in every room or have footsteps that sound like tap shoes?

  Everyday absurd
  have your voice echo in every roomhave footsteps that sound like tap shoes

• 62. Would you rather ride a giant snail to school or ride an angry shopping cart to school?

  Everyday absurd
  ride a giant snail to schoolride an angry shopping cart to school

• 63. Would you rather have a mustache drawn on every photo of you by magic or have bunny ears drawn on every photo by magic?

  Everyday absurd
  have a mustache drawn on every photo of you by magichave bunny ears drawn on every photo by magic

• 64. Would you rather be chased by a friendly but very slow tortoise or be chased by a very fast but very tiny puppy?

  Everyday absurd
  be chased by a friendly but very slow tortoisebe chased by a very fast but very tiny puppy

• 65. Would you rather have your bedroom door creak like a haunted castle or have your stairs moo like a cow?

  Everyday absurd
  have your bedroom door creak like a haunted castlehave your stairs moo like a cow

• 66. Would you rather have to hop on one foot everywhere or have to crab-walk up every staircase?

  Everyday absurd
  have to hop on one foot everywherehave to crab-walk up every staircase

• 67. Would you rather have a parrot repeat everything you say in public or have a cat judge you silently all day?

  Everyday absurd
  have a parrot repeat everything you say in publichave a cat judge you silently all day

• 68. Would you rather wear your clothes inside out forever or wear your shoes on the wrong feet forever?

  Everyday absurd
  wear your clothes inside out foreverwear your shoes on the wrong feet forever

• 69. Would you rather have your alarm be a marching band or have your alarm be a sheep yelling your name?

  Everyday absurd
  have your alarm be a marching bandhave your alarm be a sheep yelling your name

• 70. Would you rather only be able to move by cartwheeling or only be able to move by moonwalking?

  Everyday absurd
  only be able to move by cartwheelingonly be able to move by moonwalking

• 71. Would you rather have your grandma join your sports team or have your little brother be your coach?

  Everyday absurd
  have your grandma join your sports teamhave your little brother be your coach

• 72. Would you rather live in a world where cats rule or live in a world where pigeons have phones?

  Everyday absurd
  live in a world where cats rulelive in a world where pigeons have phones

• 73. Would you rather have a permanent bad hair day or have a permanent case of hiccups on Mondays?

  Everyday absurd
  have a permanent bad hair dayhave a permanent case of hiccups on Mondays

• 74. Would you rather be famous for a really weird dance move or be famous for a terrible but catchy jingle you wrote?

  Everyday absurd
  be famous for a really weird dance movebe famous for a terrible but catchy jingle you wrote

• 75. Would you rather have to narrate your homework like a nature documentary or have to do it while balancing a book on your head?

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  have to narrate your homework like a nature documentaryhave to do it while balancing a book on your head

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