75 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Work

Prompts (75)

• 1. Would you rather present the quarterly update like a sports announcer or present it like a bedtime story?

  Meeting mayhem
  present the quarterly update like a sports announcerpresent it like a bedtime story

• 2. Would you rather have a pigeon attend every meeting as a silent observer or have a houseplant that sighs loudly when meetings run long?

  Meeting mayhem
  have a pigeon attend every meeting as a silent observerhave a houseplant that sighs loudly when meetings run long

• 3. Would you rather start every meeting with a dramatic slow clap or end every meeting with a group high-five?

  Meeting mayhem
  start every meeting with a dramatic slow clapend every meeting with a group high-five

• 4. Would you rather hold every meeting on a slowly spinning carousel or hold every meeting in a rowboat on a pond?

  Meeting mayhem
  hold every meeting on a slowly spinning carouselhold every meeting in a rowboat on a pond

• 5. Would you rather hold every meeting in a blanket fort or hold every meeting inside a giant snow globe?

  Meeting mayhem
  hold every meeting in a blanket forthold every meeting inside a giant snow globe

• 6. Would you rather have a sock puppet give your next presentation or have a ventriloquist dummy take the meeting notes?

  Meeting mayhem
  have a sock puppet give your next presentationhave a ventriloquist dummy take the meeting notes

• 7. Would you rather time meetings with a person-sized hourglass or time them with a cuckoo clock that pops out every ten minutes?

  Meeting mayhem
  time meetings with a person-sized hourglasstime them with a cuckoo clock that pops out every ten minutes

• 8. Would you rather give every presentation on a stage with smoke effects or give it while wearing a cardboard box costume?

  Meeting mayhem
  give every presentation on a stage with smoke effectsgive it while wearing a cardboard box costume

• 9. Would you rather have every slide deck you make add one random dinosaur or have it add one random flamingo?

  Meeting mayhem
  have every slide deck you make add one random dinosaurhave it add one random flamingo

• 10. Would you rather give your status update as an interpretive dance or give it as a silent mime?

  Meeting mayhem
  give your status update as an interpretive dancegive it as a silent mime

• 11. Would you rather have meeting rooms named after cheeses or have meeting rooms named after weather events?

  Meeting mayhem
  have meeting rooms named after cheeseshave meeting rooms named after weather events

• 12. Would you rather have the whole team wear wizard robes for budget meetings or have everyone wear chef hats for planning meetings?

  Meeting mayhem
  have the whole team wear wizard robes for budget meetingshave everyone wear chef hats for planning meetings

• 13. Would you rather have a game-show buzzer for every question in meetings or have a gong to end every meeting?

  Meeting mayhem
  have a game-show buzzer for every question in meetingshave a gong to end every meeting

• 14. Would you rather have your chair squeak like a rubber duck when you sit or have your stapler applaud every time you use it?

  Desk chaos
  have your chair squeak like a rubber duck when you sithave your stapler applaud every time you use it

• 15. Would you rather have a tiny narrator describe everything you do at your desk or have a laugh track play after every email you send?

  Desk chaos
  have a tiny narrator describe everything you do at your deskhave a laugh track play after every email you send

• 16. Would you rather have your office chair only roll backward or have your desk rise one inch every hour?

  Desk chaos
  have your office chair only roll backwardhave your desk rise one inch every hour

• 17. Would you rather have your laptop fan sound like a tiny helicopter or have it sound like a purring cat?

  Desk chaos
  have your laptop fan sound like a tiny helicopterhave it sound like a purring cat

• 18. Would you rather have your mouse cursor leave a trail of sparkles or have your typing make bubble-popping sounds?

  Desk chaos
  have your mouse cursor leave a trail of sparkleshave your typing make bubble-popping sounds

• 19. Would you rather type on a keyboard with the letters in alphabetical order or type on a keyboard with keys the size of cookies?

  Desk chaos
  type on a keyboard with the letters in alphabetical ordertype on a keyboard with keys the size of cookies

• 20. Would you rather have your desk drawer always contain one random snack or have the supply closet secretly open onto a beach?

  Desk chaos
  have your desk drawer always contain one random snackhave the supply closet secretly open onto a beach

• 21. Would you rather have a tiny rain cloud over your desk when you're stressed or have a tiny rainbow appear when you finish a task?

  Desk chaos
  have a tiny rain cloud over your desk when you're stressedhave a tiny rainbow appear when you finish a task

• 22. Would you rather have your chair be a horse saddle or have your chair be a royal throne?

  Desk chaos
  have your chair be a horse saddlehave your chair be a royal throne

• 23. Would you rather have your computer only work while you hum or have it only work while you wear a hat?

  Desk chaos
  have your computer only work while you humhave it only work while you wear a hat

• 24. Would you rather have your monitor flip upside down with every new email or have your chair spin once with every new message?

  Desk chaos
  have your monitor flip upside down with every new emailhave your chair spin once with every new message

• 25. Would you rather have every typo you make appear as a real tiny object on your desk or have every email you delete fall from the ceiling as paper?

  Desk chaos
  have every typo you make appear as a real tiny object on your deskhave every email you delete fall from the ceiling as paper

• 26. Would you rather have a mouse pad that is a tiny trampoline or have a mouse pad that is a tiny sandbox?

  Desk chaos
  have a mouse pad that is a tiny trampolinehave a mouse pad that is a tiny sandbox

• 27. Would you rather have the elevator ask a trivia question before every floor or have each stair step play a piano note?

  Office oddities
  have the elevator ask a trivia question before every floorhave each stair step play a piano note

• 28. Would you rather have the coffee machine give life advice or have the vending machine tell jokes?

  Office oddities
  have the coffee machine give life advicehave the vending machine tell jokes

• 29. Would you rather have a red carpet roll out when you enter the office or hear a drumroll every time you open your laptop?

  Office oddities
  have a red carpet roll out when you enter the officehear a drumroll every time you open your laptop

• 30. Would you rather replace the conference room chairs with bouncy exercise balls or replace them with tiny kindergarten chairs?

  Office oddities
  replace the conference room chairs with bouncy exercise ballsreplace them with tiny kindergarten chairs

• 31. Would you rather be followed around the office by a spotlight or be followed around by your own small fog machine?

  Office oddities
  be followed around the office by a spotlightbe followed around by your own small fog machine

• 32. Would you rather have lights that only switch on when you clap or have doors that only open when you say please?

  Office oddities
  have lights that only switch on when you claphave doors that only open when you say please

• 33. Would you rather have a printer that only prints after a compliment or have a copier that only copies after a joke?

  Office oddities
  have a printer that only prints after a complimenthave a copier that only copies after a joke

• 34. Would you rather have the hallway replaced by a ball pit or have it replaced by a moving walkway that is way too fast?

  Office oddities
  have the hallway replaced by a ball pithave it replaced by a moving walkway that is way too fast

• 35. Would you rather have the thermostat controlled by a toddler or have it controlled by a very indecisive robot?

  Office oddities
  have the thermostat controlled by a toddlerhave it controlled by a very indecisive robot

• 36. Would you rather have the office bell ring like a school bell at noon or have a ship's horn sound at five?

  Office oddities
  have the office bell ring like a school bell at noonhave a ship's horn sound at five

• 37. Would you rather have bagpipe elevator music or have kazoo orchestra elevator music?

  Office oddities
  have bagpipe elevator musichave kazoo orchestra elevator music

• 38. Would you rather have friendly ducks wander through the office once a week or have bubbles float out of the copier every afternoon?

  Office oddities
  have friendly ducks wander through the office once a weekhave bubbles float out of the copier every afternoon

• 39. Would you rather find a secret room full of every pen ever lost at the office or find a secret room full of every lost lunch container?

  Office oddities
  find a secret room full of every pen ever lost at the officefind a secret room full of every lost lunch container

• 40. Would you rather have a pet goose that guards the snack shelf or have a raccoon in a tiny vest that runs the recycling?

  Office oddities
  have a pet goose that guards the snack shelfhave a raccoon in a tiny vest that runs the recycling

• 41. Would you rather have whiteboard markers that smell like pickles or have printer paper that smells like popcorn?

  Office oddities
  have whiteboard markers that smell like pickleshave printer paper that smells like popcorn

• 42. Would you rather have the microwave announce what everyone is heating up or have the fridge read lunch labels out loud?

  Lunchroom legends
  have the microwave announce what everyone is heating uphave the fridge read lunch labels out loud

• 43. Would you rather have the lunch line run by a game-show host or have it run by a librarian who shushes everyone?

  Lunchroom legends
  have the lunch line run by a game-show hosthave it run by a librarian who shushes everyone

• 44. Would you rather have your lunch delivered by a drone that always lands in a plant pot or have it delivered by a robot that only rolls in circles?

  Lunchroom legends
  have your lunch delivered by a drone that always lands in a plant pothave it delivered by a robot that only rolls in circles

• 45. Would you rather have every office mug say World's Okayest Coworker or have every mug say Professional Snack Taster?

  Lunchroom legends
  have every office mug say World's Okayest Coworkerhave every mug say Professional Snack Taster

• 46. Would you rather have a seagull steal one chip from your desk every day or have a squirrel reorganize your drawers every night?

  Lunchroom legends
  have a seagull steal one chip from your desk every dayhave a squirrel reorganize your drawers every night

• 47. Would you rather have the snack drawer play a fanfare when opened or have the fridge door gasp dramatically when it closes?

  Lunchroom legends
  have the snack drawer play a fanfare when openedhave the fridge door gasp dramatically when it closes

• 48. Would you rather have the toaster launch toast to the ceiling or have the kettle whistle a different tune every time?

  Lunchroom legends
  have the toaster launch toast to the ceilinghave the kettle whistle a different tune every time

• 49. Would you rather have pie charts that turn into real pies or have spreadsheet cells that play a tiny note when filled?

  Lunchroom legends
  have pie charts that turn into real pieshave spreadsheet cells that play a tiny note when filled

• 50. Would you rather have the water cooler give weather forecasts or have the ice machine tell knock-knock jokes?

  Lunchroom legends
  have the water cooler give weather forecastshave the ice machine tell knock-knock jokes

• 51. Would you rather have your video background stuck on outer space or have it stuck on a busy farmyard?

  Remote chaos
  have your video background stuck on outer spacehave it stuck on a busy farmyard

• 52. Would you rather have your cat be the official host of every team call or have your dog get a vote on every team decision?

  Remote chaos
  have your cat be the official host of every team callhave your dog get a vote on every team decision

• 53. Would you rather have a doorbell that plays a fanfare during calls or have a neighbor who starts a leaf-blower concert?

  Remote chaos
  have a doorbell that plays a fanfare during callshave a neighbor who starts a leaf-blower concert

• 54. Would you rather join every call from inside a car wash or join every call from a bouncy castle?

  Remote chaos
  join every call from inside a car washjoin every call from a bouncy castle

• 55. Would you rather have a video filter that gives you a wizard beard or have a video filter that puts you inside a fishbowl?

  Remote chaos
  have a video filter that gives you a wizard beardhave a video filter that puts you inside a fishbowl

• 56. Would you rather have your microphone add an echo like you're in a canyon or have it make you sound like you just inhaled helium?

  Remote chaos
  have your microphone add an echo like you're in a canyonhave it make you sound like you just inhaled helium

• 57. Would you rather have your laptop camera only show your ceiling or have it only show a close-up of your left ear?

  Remote chaos
  have your laptop camera only show your ceilinghave it only show a close-up of your left ear

• 58. Would you rather have the team chat translate everything into emojis for a day or have it translate everything into haiku for a day?

  Remote chaos
  have the team chat translate everything into emojis for a dayhave it translate everything into haiku for a day

• 59. Would you rather have your autocorrect change thanks to thank you, legend or have it change meeting to snack party?

  Remote chaos
  have your autocorrect change thanks to thank you, legendhave it change meeting to snack party

• 60. Would you rather have every email start with Dearest or have every email end with Yours in spreadsheets?

  Remote chaos
  have every email start with Dearesthave every email end with Yours in spreadsheets

• 61. Would you rather have your name tag show a different fruit every day or have your email signature add a random fun fact?

  Remote chaos
  have your name tag show a different fruit every dayhave your email signature add a random fun fact

• 62. Would you rather commute on a giant tortoise that's slow but steady or commute on a kangaroo that's fast but bumpy?

  Wild hypotheticals
  commute on a giant tortoise that's slow but steadycommute on a kangaroo that's fast but bumpy

• 63. Would you rather wear a cape every Monday or wear a top hat every Friday?

  Wild hypotheticals
  wear a cape every Mondaywear a top hat every Friday

• 64. Would you rather have a penguin as your desk buddy or have a parrot that repeats your best ideas?

  Wild hypotheticals
  have a penguin as your desk buddyhave a parrot that repeats your best ideas

• 65. Would you rather have a golden retriever organize the team calendar or have a very strict owl organize it?

  Wild hypotheticals
  have a golden retriever organize the team calendarhave a very strict owl organize it

• 66. Would you rather have the office plant start giving feedback on your work or have the whiteboard erase anything it finds boring?

  Wild hypotheticals
  have the office plant start giving feedback on your workhave the whiteboard erase anything it finds boring

• 67. Would you rather have the stapler talk like a wise wizard or have the hole punch talk like a nervous squirrel?

  Wild hypotheticals
  have the stapler talk like a wise wizardhave the hole punch talk like a nervous squirrel

• 68. Would you rather have a job title of Wizard of Logistics or have a job title of Duke of Documents?

  Wild hypotheticals
  have a job title of Wizard of Logisticshave a job title of Duke of Documents

• 69. Would you rather have the team photo taken by a toddler or have it painted by a very slow artist?

  Wild hypotheticals
  have the team photo taken by a toddlerhave it painted by a very slow artist

• 70. Would you rather unlock your laptop with a giant golden key or unlock it by whispering a secret password to it?

  Wild hypotheticals
  unlock your laptop with a giant golden keyunlock it by whispering a secret password to it

• 71. Would you rather have inbox alerts sound like a rooster crowing or have them sound like a tiny trumpet fanfare?

  Wild hypotheticals
  have inbox alerts sound like a rooster crowinghave them sound like a tiny trumpet fanfare

• 72. Would you rather work a week in pajamas or work a day in a full knight costume?

  Wild hypotheticals
  work a week in pajamaswork a day in a full knight costume

• 73. Would you rather name every file after a vegetable or name every file after a dance move?

  Wild hypotheticals
  name every file after a vegetablename every file after a dance move

• 74. Would you rather have your desk on a conveyor belt that tours the office or have a desk on wheels that drifts when nobody's watching?

  Wild hypotheticals
  have your desk on a conveyor belt that tours the officehave a desk on wheels that drifts when nobody's watching

• 75. Would you rather sneeze confetti whenever someone says synergy or hiccup bubbles whenever someone says circle back?

  Wild hypotheticals
  sneeze confetti whenever someone says synergyhiccup bubbles whenever someone says circle back

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