75 Silly Would You Rather Questions for Kids
Talking socks, jelly bean rain and a cat that barks: these weird would you rather questions for kids are silly, friendly and easy to read aloud. Play free with friends or family and see who picks the strangest side.
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1. Would you rather have socks that sing you awake or have a pillow that tells you bedtime stories?
Talking Thingshave socks that sing you awakehave a pillow that tells you bedtime stories2. Would you rather have a toothbrush that tells jokes or have a hairbrush that gives you compliments?
Talking Thingshave a toothbrush that tells jokeshave a hairbrush that gives you compliments3. Would you rather have a backpack that giggles when you open it or have a lunchbox that cheers when you eat?
Talking Thingshave a backpack that giggles when you open ithave a lunchbox that cheers when you eat4. Would you rather have shoes that talk about where they have been or have a hat that guesses what you are thinking?
Talking Thingshave shoes that talk about where they have beenhave a hat that guesses what you are thinking5. Would you rather have a spoon that hums while you eat soup or have a fork that whistles while you eat pasta?
Talking Thingshave a spoon that hums while you eat souphave a fork that whistles while you eat pasta6. Would you rather be best friends with a talking cloud or be best friends with a talking tree?
Talking Thingsbe best friends with a talking cloudbe best friends with a talking tree7. Would you rather have a door that asks a riddle before it opens or have stairs that play a tune when you step on them?
Talking Thingshave a door that asks a riddle before it openshave stairs that play a tune when you step on them8. Would you rather have a blanket that hugs you back or have a teddy bear that snores softly all night?
Talking Thingshave a blanket that hugs you backhave a teddy bear that snores softly all night9. Would you rather have a mirror that makes silly faces back at you or have a shadow that dances on its own?
Talking Thingshave a mirror that makes silly faces back at youhave a shadow that dances on its own10. Would you rather have a bike that yells wheee going downhill or have a slide that claps when you reach the bottom?
Talking Thingshave a bike that yells wheee going downhillhave a slide that claps when you reach the bottom11. Would you rather have crayons that argue about colors or have pencils that cheer when you spell a word right?
Talking Thingshave crayons that argue about colorshave pencils that cheer when you spell a word right12. Would you rather have a lamp that says good night in ten languages or have a window that says good morning with a little song?
Talking Thingshave a lamp that says good night in ten languageshave a window that says good morning with a little song13. Would you rather have a rubber duck that gives swim lessons or have a bath sponge that tells fairy tales?
Talking Thingshave a rubber duck that gives swim lessonshave a bath sponge that tells fairy tales14. Would you rather have a pencil that draws things that come to life or have a sketchbook where your doodles can talk?
Talking Thingshave a pencil that draws things that come to lifehave a sketchbook where your doodles can talk15. Would you rather live where it rains jelly beans or live where it snows popcorn?
Weird Foodlive where it rains jelly beanslive where it snows popcorn16. Would you rather have pancakes that flip themselves or have toast that butters itself?
Weird Foodhave pancakes that flip themselveshave toast that butters itself17. Would you rather eat soup with a fork or eat peas one at a time with tweezers?
Weird Foodeat soup with a forkeat peas one at a time with tweezers18. Would you rather have a bubble gum tree in your yard or have a pretzel bush in your yard?
Weird Foodhave a bubble gum tree in your yardhave a pretzel bush in your yard19. Would you rather drink juice from a seashell or drink milk from a teapot?
Weird Fooddrink juice from a seashelldrink milk from a teapot20. Would you rather eat from a mashed-potato volcano that erupts gravy or eat from a cereal bowl that grows legs and runs away?
Weird Foodeat from a mashed-potato volcano that erupts gravyeat from a cereal bowl that grows legs and runs away21. Would you rather have fruit that giggles when you bite it or have vegetables that wave hello before you eat them?
Weird Foodhave fruit that giggles when you bite ithave vegetables that wave hello before you eat them22. Would you rather have a fridge that sings when you open it or have a cookie jar that hides when you get close?
Weird Foodhave a fridge that sings when you open ithave a cookie jar that hides when you get close23. Would you rather have a sandwich that tastes different every bite or have juice that changes color every sip?
Weird Foodhave a sandwich that tastes different every bitehave juice that changes color every sip24. Would you rather sail a boat made of a giant waffle or float on a raft made of crackers?
Weird Foodsail a boat made of a giant wafflefloat on a raft made of crackers25. Would you rather have a pet carrot or have a pet potato?
Weird Foodhave a pet carrothave a pet potato26. Would you rather sleep in a bed made of pancakes or sleep under a blanket made of a tortilla?
Weird Foodsleep in a bed made of pancakessleep under a blanket made of a tortilla27. Would you rather have a teapot that pours pink lemonade or have a watering can that pours chocolate milk?
Weird Foodhave a teapot that pours pink lemonadehave a watering can that pours chocolate milk28. Would you rather have meatballs that roll away and hide or have peas that line up in a parade?
Weird Foodhave meatballs that roll away and hidehave peas that line up in a parade29. Would you rather wear a cape made of lettuce or wear a crown made of cookies?
Weird Foodwear a cape made of lettucewear a crown made of cookies30. Would you rather have hands that leave glitter on everything or have feet that leave flower prints when you walk?
Silly Bodieshave hands that leave glitter on everythinghave feet that leave flower prints when you walk31. Would you rather have hair as fluffy as a cloud or have hair as bouncy as springs?
Silly Bodieshave hair as fluffy as a cloudhave hair as bouncy as springs32. Would you rather have ears that wiggle to music or have elbows that squeak like rubber ducks?
Silly Bodieshave ears that wiggle to musichave elbows that squeak like rubber ducks33. Would you rather have springs for legs or have wheels instead of feet?
Silly Bodieshave springs for legshave wheels instead of feet34. Would you rather have whiskers that twitch when you are curious or have a fluffy tail that wags when you are happy?
Silly Bodieshave whiskers that twitch when you are curioushave a fluffy tail that wags when you are happy35. Would you rather have a pocket in your tummy like a kangaroo or have a shell on your back like a turtle?
Silly Bodieshave a pocket in your tummy like a kangaroohave a shell on your back like a turtle36. Would you rather have eyelashes as long as feathers or have fingernails that change color every hour?
Silly Bodieshave eyelashes as long as feathershave fingernails that change color every hour37. Would you rather have hair that grows flowers or have hair that grows tiny strawberries?
Silly Bodieshave hair that grows flowershave hair that grows tiny strawberries38. Would you rather be able to fold yourself up like paper or be able to roll around like a ball?
Silly Bodiesbe able to fold yourself up like paperbe able to roll around like a ball39. Would you rather have a belly that glows like a night-light or have knees that jingle like bells?
Silly Bodieshave a belly that glows like a night-lighthave knees that jingle like bells40. Would you rather turn purple when you are happy or turn polka-dotted when you are surprised?
Silly Bodiesturn purple when you are happyturn polka-dotted when you are surprised41. Would you rather have a voice that sounds like a kazoo or have a laugh that sounds like a trumpet?
Silly Bodieshave a voice that sounds like a kazoohave a laugh that sounds like a trumpet42. Would you rather trade voices with a duck for a day or trade noses with an elephant for a day?
Silly Bodiestrade voices with a duck for a daytrade noses with an elephant for a day43. Would you rather have hiccups that make you float up a little or have yawns that make your hair stand straight up?
Silly Bodieshave hiccups that make you float up a littlehave yawns that make your hair stand straight up44. Would you rather end every sentence with a quack or start every sentence with a moo?
Silly Bodiesend every sentence with a quackstart every sentence with a moo45. Would you rather have a goldfish that walks on tiny legs or have a hamster that flies with tiny wings?
Odd Animalshave a goldfish that walks on tiny legshave a hamster that flies with tiny wings46. Would you rather ride a giant snail to school or ride a giant bouncing frog to school?
Odd Animalsride a giant snail to schoolride a giant bouncing frog to school47. Would you rather have a cow that hops like a bunny or have a pig that waddles like a penguin?
Odd Animalshave a cow that hops like a bunnyhave a pig that waddles like a penguin48. Would you rather have a sloth as your crossing guard or have a flamingo as your soccer coach?
Odd Animalshave a sloth as your crossing guardhave a flamingo as your soccer coach49. Would you rather have a cow that moos your name or have a sheep that knits you sweaters?
Odd Animalshave a cow that moos your namehave a sheep that knits you sweaters50. Would you rather race a super fast snail or race a super slow cheetah?
Odd Animalsrace a super fast snailrace a super slow cheetah51. Would you rather have a giraffe as your lifeguard or have an octopus as your hair stylist?
Odd Animalshave a giraffe as your lifeguardhave an octopus as your hair stylist52. Would you rather have a bird build a nest in your hair or have a bunny live in your hoodie pocket?
Odd Animalshave a bird build a nest in your hairhave a bunny live in your hoodie pocket53. Would you rather play catch with a seal or play jump rope with two kangaroos?
Odd Animalsplay catch with a sealplay jump rope with two kangaroos54. Would you rather have a dog that wears glasses and reads to you or have a cat that plays the piano for you?
Odd Animalshave a dog that wears glasses and reads to youhave a cat that plays the piano for you55. Would you rather have a jellyfish that floats in the air like a balloon or have a tiny whale that lives in your bathtub?
Odd Animalshave a jellyfish that floats in the air like a balloonhave a tiny whale that lives in your bathtub56. Would you rather have a duck as your teacher or have a goat as your bus driver?
Odd Animalshave a duck as your teacherhave a goat as your bus driver57. Would you rather ride a horse with polka dots or ride a zebra with rainbow stripes?
Odd Animalsride a horse with polka dotsride a zebra with rainbow stripes58. Would you rather live in a house that is upside down or live in a house that spins slowly all day?
Upside-Down Worldlive in a house that is upside downlive in a house that spins slowly all day59. Would you rather have your bedroom on the ceiling or have your bedroom inside a giant bubble?
Upside-Down Worldhave your bedroom on the ceilinghave your bedroom inside a giant bubble60. Would you rather walk on clouds to school or slide down rainbows to school?
Upside-Down Worldwalk on clouds to schoolslide down rainbows to school61. Would you rather live where the grass is blue or live where the sky is green?
Upside-Down Worldlive where the grass is bluelive where the sky is green62. Would you rather have a day where everyone wears pajamas to school or have a day where everyone wears swim goggles?
Upside-Down Worldhave a day where everyone wears pajamas to schoolhave a day where everyone wears swim goggles63. Would you rather swim in a pool full of bouncy balls or swim in a pool full of feathers?
Upside-Down Worldswim in a pool full of bouncy ballsswim in a pool full of feathers64. Would you rather visit a moon made of cheese or visit a planet made of bubble gum?
Upside-Down Worldvisit a moon made of cheesevisit a planet made of bubble gum65. Would you rather have stairs that turn into a slide or have hallways that are trampolines?
Upside-Down Worldhave stairs that turn into a slidehave hallways that are trampolines66. Would you rather find a door in a tree that leads to a tiny town or find a puddle that leads to an upside-down world?
Upside-Down Worldfind a door in a tree that leads to a tiny townfind a puddle that leads to an upside-down world67. Would you rather have a bathtub that turns into a boat or have a bed that turns into a hot air balloon?
Upside-Down Worldhave a bathtub that turns into a boathave a bed that turns into a hot air balloon68. Would you rather ride to school in a giant flying teacup or ride to school on a turtle wearing roller skates?
Upside-Down Worldride to school in a giant flying teacupride to school on a turtle wearing roller skates69. Would you rather have it rain warm mittens or have it snow soft feathers?
Upside-Down Worldhave it rain warm mittenshave it snow soft feathers70. Would you rather see the moon wink at you every night or see the sun wave at you every morning?
Upside-Down Worldsee the moon wink at you every nightsee the sun wave at you every morning71. Would you rather have trees that grow balloons or have flowers that blow bubbles?
Upside-Down Worldhave trees that grow balloonshave flowers that blow bubbles72. Would you rather wear a fishbowl hat with a happy fish inside or wear two tiny boats as shoes?
Upside-Down Worldwear a fishbowl hat with a happy fish insidewear two tiny boats as shoes73. Would you rather have slippers that let you skate on any floor or have pajamas that make you float a little?
Upside-Down Worldhave slippers that let you skate on any floorhave pajamas that make you float a little74. Would you rather have a car that runs on giggles or have a bike that runs on songs?
Upside-Down Worldhave a car that runs on giggleshave a bike that runs on songs75. Would you rather whistle and make flowers pop up or clap and make butterflies appear?
Upside-Down Worldwhistle and make flowers pop upclap and make butterflies appear
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